Talk the ears off a wooden Indian

used to describe someone with with an amazing capacity to talk endlessly, often with few breaks or pauses and limited clarity of thought.

I just left my sister-in-laws house. My god, that broad could talk the ears off a wooden indian!

by Mr. Jameson September 15, 2010

taking the edge off

Taking the edge of is using a intoxicating substance to clam a person. when there nerves are fucked and there about to explode.

Intoxicating substances that can be used to achieve this are cigarettes, weed, alcohol, opiates, and many more dugs to many to list here. WARNING using certain certain substances can cause a person to be more angery instead of clam.... Beware of the real effects of whatever us take! before u take it

Person 1: Damn it u lil shit head u fuckkinn fuck fuck you

Person 2: ay were what did I do
Person 1: You ate fuckkinn getting on my damn nerves
Person 2: Damn chill

Person 1: you got something to help with taking the edge off
Person 2: yea I got some good weed

by Luci savage March 12, 2018

The epidemic OFF

A band with the members of, brent, jake, janet, denise, and veronica. First played at the opening of whack in the box.

The epidemic OFF is the greatest band ever. OFF!

by MCDOOGLE January 23, 2005

Talk the ear off a deaf person

To be able to talk so much that it's frankly absurd. Someone who will be able to essentially hold a conversation completely on their own

Damn dude, you could talk the ear off a deaf person!

by cunteth420 December 1, 2021

Eepy off the za

So tired that you don't even need the za(weed) to sleep

Really really tired or sleepy

That guy fell asleep on the desk he must be Eepy off the za.

Bro I am so tired, I am eepy off the za

by CringyBruhMoment May 19, 2023

Eating off the dollar menu

A man who's penis is extraordinarily small, promting users to feel that his package was comparable to a tiny snack purchased from the dollar menu at a fast food restaurant. Someone who is eating off the dollar menu often has a penis that can be described as cute. It may replicate an actual normal penis in appearance, although in a pediatic proportion (think mini me). If you suspect your mate is eating off of the dollar menu, you can confirm this with any ruler measuring less than 5 inches.

Meeh: "Hey, did you and Eric ever seal the deal?"
Nicole: "Yeah, but it was bammer, he was eating off the dollar menu".

Meeh: "Damn was it that small?"
Nicole: "Hell yeah, it was like a ring finger!"

by Tha6foota May 11, 2009

Now Im gonna have to go online and look at turtles, or else Im gonna be off the whole day.

The phrase you say when you when an un-completeness of turtle watching.

Friend 1: Hey I saw a Turtle in the parking lot!

Friend 2: Where is it?!

Friend 1: Theres no Turtle I needed to get your attention.

Friend 2: Now Im gonna have to go online and look at turtles, or else Im gonna be off the whole day.

by ghoul138 May 9, 2011