National slap your dick on a pumpkin day! Arent you glad you had some *October 25th in you*. Only the truly, the best are worthy to slap your dick on a pumpkin before mister spookler comes in and eats your soul on the 31st. Why wait? National slap your dick on a pumpkin 25th
Johnny- Hey do you know what day it is?
Timmy- What
Johnny- The day you slap your cock on a pumpkin
Timmy- Oh boy that was life changing I wish to celebrate the birth of the Fuhrer thats called October 25th or stone your dick on a pumpkin day!
Timmy- What
Johnny- The day you slap your cock on a pumpkin
Timmy- Oh boy that was life changing I wish to celebrate the birth of the Fuhrer thats called October 25th or stone your dick on a pumpkin day!
by Iredditall October 25, 2019

by Mom69 October 24, 2019

October 25th is national dance with someone day, so if you friends say go and dance with some one you have to do it.
by Heurhdjrfhhd October 14, 2019

National vsco girl day you must wear scrunchies, a long t-shirt, and a messy bun if it is your birthday
by JOE MAMA 420 October 24, 2019

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by Goofy goobler October 25, 2023

Connor: did you know it’s National Bully Jake day today??
Amanda: Whats that??
Connor: we can bully Jake all we want today since it’s October 25th no problem
Amanda: Awesome!! Let’s go find him!!
Amanda: Whats that??
Connor: we can bully Jake all we want today since it’s October 25th no problem
Amanda: Awesome!! Let’s go find him!!
by Bully day October 25, 2019
