October 31 

The day when hannah tells Finn she likes him

Me: guess what today is
Hannah: what?
Me: October 31, you have to tell Finn you like him ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

October 31 by plus ultra homo October 19, 2019

October 31 

We give all the people that were born on this day a piece of candy

“Your birthday’s October 31”

“Yeah
“Here’s some candy”

October 31 by NameGame543 October 22, 2019

October 31 

The day to not murder someone. So please do not do that.

Zack:The time has come Timothy
Timothy:Joke's on you, it's October 31

October 31 by The geek in the corner October 29, 2019

October 31 

Widely known as Halloween where children go door to door extorting candy from people while wearing costumes. Also known as stop-this-bullshit-day-stuff day

1) hey man, are you excited for October 31?
2)yeah I love Halloween!
1)nah man, it's the day when people stop define the current date like dumbasses!

October 31 by Pleasestopthis October 30, 2019

October 31 

Not only is it Halloween, but it’s also be kind to everyone day. Say hi to anyone and just be nice, but when it comes to trick-or-treating all the kind can go while you can scare people to near death.

Caroline it’s October 31, go say hi to that new guy since you should be kind, don’t worry you can scare him tonight

October 31 by Oogaboogagiggkes October 30, 2019

October 31 

national ask out ur crush day

October 31 is national ask out your crush day, you have to ask her out.

October 31 by PePa PiGs DaDdY October 30, 2019

October 31 

October 31, "Kids annoy you for candy day", on this day, a bunch of annoying fucking kids in their ugly ass costumes, knock on your door all night just to annoy you. Some of these shits even steal more than you give them.

Obama: hey bro wanna go annoy some adults for diabetes??!?! :XDDDD

osama: oh yes oh yes lets go lets go, it's October 31st after all hehaeeajehajeh.

October 31 by SausageSlapper October 25, 2019