October 28th

October 28th is the National Slap The Fuck out of your friend that is 5’4 or Taller!

“Oh shit your 5’5?” “Yea” “too bad it’s October 28th turn to slap the shit out of you bend over!”

by d!ctionary.com October 27, 2021

October 28th

tell your crush that you like their hair and stupid green hat day

“oh it’s october 28th! i gotta tell stupid qtip boy that i like his hat”

by ddahduwjsbdusb October 27, 2021

October 28th

Ok this day you assault everyone you are friends with names start with m

Person 1 hi max it’s the 28th gonna beat the shit out of you in October 28th

by Ryjoajsjsns October 28, 2021

October 28th

National Kiss an Ex-Fling day

you- hey it's October 28th we need to kiss

ex fling- why
you- it's national kiss an ex-fling day

by maddie_g1818 October 23, 2023

October 28th

The day of where every year a anual 🍆 pic comparison happens to show who is the bigger one.

"Its October 28th! Let me text my friend to compare since today is the event."

This is an example of what a normal thought would occur when a man who understands the importance of this day will think.

by Wackmen2002 October 28, 2022

October 28th

Give Axelia money day.
On this day you give the lovley @axeliaxx money)

Axelia: Money now!!!!
Lemonz: WHAT WHY!!
Axelia: It's October 28th dumbass
Lemonz: Oh *gives life savings*

by Mxvoidfall October 21, 2022