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October 26 

All U.S. Citizens are required to watch Kung fu panda 1, 2, and 3 on October 26th.

October 26 

A day when all the homies in the world have a free pass to do whatever they want with out saying no homo. If you’re homie blows you, it’s all good because it’s October 26
Homie 1: “Bro you wanna do anal?”

Homie 2: Nah bro that’s kinda gay.

Homie 1: No it’s all good it’s October 26.”
October 26 by Ben&Parker October 21, 2019

October 26 

National make your toxic ex jealous day
“Oh look the ugly bean pole is crying in a corner cause you look so hot” “Why?” “Cause it’s October 26th
October 26 by Kiwiiiiiii October 25, 2020

october 26 

anna: *kicks jack in the dick*

jack: why did you do that?

anna: its october 26th

jack: mening?

anna: its national kick a dick in the dick day
october 26 by urassphat' November 26, 2020

October 26 

October 26 is national best friend day. Show your best friend how much they mean to you
October 26 by _yvng.lissa October 24, 2019

October 26 

Today is the day all girls and VSCO girls have been waiting for! Kick a f-boy day. Wipe of all their makeup off. Buy them some soft boy clothes and rip that chain necklace of their very neck.
F-boy: Hey don't touch my face with that crusty wipe! The heck.
VSCO girl: NO! Its Kick a F-Boy day. This is pay back for kicking me on October 24th. I love October 26
October 26 by FrickFBoys October 24, 2019