ones and fives

What you say when somebody says something dumb and you have no comment. Also used to describe a stupid or BS situation.

The concept came from talking about taking a trip to Mexico and how anybody that brings any bills larger then a one or a five is dumb.

1) Heather: Midgets are good drivers.
Chris: Ones and fives.

2) Robert: Man that Government essay topic was crap.
Chris: Ones and fives.

by Another guy stuck in Lodi April 26, 2004

Ones and twos

How many points Ronan often gets per player in fantasy football each week

Look, Ronan just got ones and twos again.

by DJ TRYB November 7, 2020

Taking ones chin

The act of being chinned.

Yo did you hear Jaqueefe was taking ones chin.

by Justin X StrawberryShortCake June 26, 2022

The Young Ones

Brilliant, and at times surreal comedy that ran on BBC2 from 1981-82. The characters were Rick (Rik Mayall), an irritating sociology student and Marxist that nobody liked, Neil (Nigel Planer) a depressed hippy who did all the work around the house, Vyvyan (Adrian Edmondson)a violent and aggressive medical student and punk fan, and Mike ( Christopher Ryan) a suave, narcissistic Cockney with an eye for the ladies. Alexei Sayle also appeared in each episode as different members of the Balowski family, and the shows creator Ben Elton made numerous apperances. Fantastic, if you get a chance to watch it, do.

There will never be another programme like the Young Ones.

by BadLieutenant August 11, 2004

Run my ones

It means the same thing as when you tell someone to fight you, mix you, throw hands, or any other term

That guy can run my ones real fast

by Bigblackducl August 3, 2017

Get my ones

It is usually used when you are gonna fight someone, 1v1. Just you two

"Keisha, keep talking shit and i'm finna get my ones with you!"
"These hoes on the train got their ones with each other over an off brand handbag"

by hailyc April 26, 2017

One Hundred Million Smiling Little Ones

Cum, Spoof whatever you people call it...
Potentail babies usually stopped with a latex implement called a condom

One Hundred Million Smiling Little Ones blinking at me from their latex prison...

by Fucktarded Scarecrow August 1, 2009