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OMFAG

Oh My Fucking Ass God

Most extreme version of omg, omfg. Currently the MOST extreme.

Note: this word is not actually said, the abbreviation is only used in typing, for example, in a chat room
Hold on... I think I'm getting hacked... OMFAG!! I just lost control of my other computer: it's going berserk!! OMFAG... it's transferring all my confidential files!! SHIT.
by PathDaemon April 29, 2004
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omffag

Stands for: Oh my fucking flaming african god.
Makes sense, as jesus was black, so he would have a black father.
John: OMFFAG!
Rich: Fuck you, praise white jesus!
by BobHope April 6, 2007
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OMJARD

Stands for "Oh My Jard". It's a higher level of "Oh My God".

Pronounciation: Oh My Jar Duh (to emphasise the D syllable)

Originally created by a high school girl in Sydney and it was the most popular phrase in the school.
You need to put three fingers on the side of your forehead and lower them to your eyes level while saying "Oh My Jard".
CC: I am the hottest girl in the world.
DL: OMJARD, are you serious? With all these pimples on your face looking like the surface of the moon?
by Tofu Mon October 1, 2008
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OMFAO

Off My Fucking Ass Obliterated

An adjective describing a state of drunkenness during which the intoxicated individual is drunk enough to believe that 3+4 equals...5. An awesome state of being.
I was LMFAO when I saw the OMFAO people stumbling out of the bar.
by OMFAOmath May 22, 2011
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OMFJ

OMFJ is the acronym of 'Oh my Freckled Jesus'

Freckled Jesus is also known as Marco Bott, from Attack on Titan.
Vanessa: "OMFJ I JUST FINISHED ATTACK ON TITAN"

Bob: "REALLY? THAT'S SO COOL!"
by Vassalord April 22, 2014
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omfga

a common mistake when writing omfg. It is pronounced "OHM-FAH-GAH", despite the spelling.

Meanings include:
1. Oh my fu**ing god AHHH!
2. A sudden storm of ice meteors. Usually resulting from a spell.

Variations on the word include extensions of letters, most commonly the A on the end. eg. OMFGAAAA
A user on msn is extremely croppled and writes "maan im so croppled OMFGAAAAA!!!!"

Omicron, the ultimate evil, summons OMFGA!
by Kitney April 13, 2007
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omijah

Has a tendency to break feet after stealing shirts with Steve Prefontaine on it. Biggest, short asshole. If you see Omijah, fuckin' run. Get a head start cause he's fast as shit...slave feet ayyyyyy!!!!- comment from a black guy. Love's to pinch cheeks and is a hipster.
"Yo, stay away from Omija, girl. He'll break your foot!"
"But he's so nice! Omijah love's to pinch my cheeks and call me cute!"
by fuckinshit September 16, 2013
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