Ohshit

black ice, or, the sheet of ice that you see on the sidewalk and think is not slippery and you proceed to walk on it and slip.

one crazy ass morning i was walking to the bus stop and i slipped on an ohshit.

by leafa July 28, 2008

monday d'ohshits

The early-Monday-morning forgetfulness that plagues individuals returning to the weekday routine. Usually results in abrupt turnarounds on the sidewalk or u-turns on the road when the commuter realizes he/she has left their files/iphone/lunch at home.

Andrew had a case of the monday d'ohshits, and climbed onto the downtown bus before realizing he'd left his pants on the bedroom floor.

by louispound January 11, 2010

ohshitsite

A website which, when trying to access, gets hopelessly hung up and forces you to close the site, which in turn closes all previous sites downloaded.

I had e-mail, igoogle, and urban dictionary downloaded, then I hit an ohshitsite and had to reboot.

by tenngineer May 2, 2009

ohshidiot

That feeling you get when you realize a colleague just doesn't get it.

I mentioned one of the core concepts in a conversation with the project lead and he had a blank look on his face. I said it again a different way -- nothing. And I thought, "Ohshidiot -- we're screwed!"

by Scottsm777 November 13, 2012

Ohshi my goodness

Used to express complete surprise or disgust when something happens or is said!

Ohshi my goodness it stinks in here.

Ben wants to kiss you.
Ohshi my goodness he's fucking ugly!

Ohshi my goodness exams are today

by sissums December 7, 2012

ooshgoon

A really fat person. One can also be a great student at school, fun.

Wow he is really ooshgoon

by Orshgorn May 18, 2016

ohshitfuckfuckfuck

The cluster fuck of words that occurs after one does something that could have potentially harmed them or an object in their physical possession.

"haha bitch I got your phone! *Swings it arround* Ohshitfuckfuckfuck!!!"
"You dare me to walk on that frozen puddle? *Steps on ice* Ohshitfuckfuckfuck!!!"

by gottagetthatpuss69 January 25, 2019