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Person 2:Uh thanks.
Person 1:Yeah mine sucks.
Person 2:Haha sucks for you.
Person 2:Uh thanks.
Person 1:Yeah mine sucks.
Person 2:Haha sucks for you.
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by SunnySanDiego November 9, 2014
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This machine was created at Area 51 and believed to have been made from reverse engineered alien technology. It turns out the technology was actually human from the year 9595.
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