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He-nut butter

love juice that comes out of your spam javelin
by Jonny and Pete June 19, 2008
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pwn-nut butter

what people eat when they get pwned.
a: I THINK YOU COULD USE A PB&J
b: what, why?
a: a pwn-nut butter and jelly sandwich...CUZ U JUST GOT PWNED!
b:...that was lame.
a: too bad! eat your sandwich fool!
by i am so frikin bored.... February 22, 2011
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Bean Nut Butter

That mixture of semen and lady juice found round the base of your cock after sexual intercourse.
Matty J: Hey Deano, you busy mate? I fancy some Bean Nut Butter!

Deano: Mate, you need a vagina for that shit.

Matty J: Yeah, I know, but you're so hot I want to try it anyway. Just chalk it down as practice. Now get your ass out.

Deano: For fuck sake Matty J, you really are the biggest queer I've met in my life. Just be gentle.
by BruffandConlon September 4, 2013
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Aunt Sally's nut butter

Crushed testes. Usually given to someone who causes another displeasure.
If he grabs my ass one more time, I swear I'm gonna give him a taste of Aunt Sally's nut butter.
by danielle June 22, 2007
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I'd drop my nut butter in her pooper

"Yo check that hottie by the door"
"yeah, I'd drop my nut butter in her pooper"
"real smooth 007"
by Stunts5 March 11, 2008
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ass nut butter

it is when a guy puts peanut butter on his penis and shuves it up a womens ass and jizzes witch leaks out to create ass nut butter
example "dude that girl wanted me to ass nut butter her"

"really did you shuve it in her ass"

"hell yah" :P
by mr.smarterass April 3, 2009
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Nebraska nut butter

The semen-feces mixture that forms when a man fucks an Alabama hot pocket to completion. Has a similar consistency to yogurt.
"Dave gave me an Alabama hot pocket last night, and I swear I was dripping Nebraska nut butter for three hours."
by Misterfisteroboto August 8, 2019
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