Nurse

a woman or man at school who offers everyone ice packs if they are bleeding or hurt.

Guy 1:I need a ambulance! My leg was cut off!
Nurse: Relax. Don’t be dramatic, here’s a icepack.

by moodjoody June 21, 2021

nurse

nurse (n). the nurse is slang for the location. derived from the room. (30/01/22)

she done sent me the nurse because she is down to fuck.

by Pilot_suicide January 29, 2022

nurse

describing a certain someone; another way of saying hey or what’s up

nurse what are you doing ?

by big d in da house July 22, 2025

Nurse Practitioner

A midlevel provider who went to school for 6-7 years. Many have an MSN but the DNP degree has been introduced to try to blur the lines with Physicians who instead train for a minimum of 11 years. NPs use this obscurity in an attempt to validate their claims for unsupervised practice. Additionally, many graduate nursing programs are degree mills boasting 100% acceptance rates and 100% online coursework. NPs serve an important place in healthcare but are best paired with a supervising Physician.

Nurse Practitioner: "I wanted to be a doctor but the MCAT wasn't open-book, so I went to the University of Phoenix MSN program with online exams".

by DrHouse297 June 27, 2019

Nurse Practitioner

NP = Online Trained Midlevel Provider

The NP was a nurse practitioner or non-Physician provider

by Honesty's Not Dead April 8, 2020

Nurse Kitty

My cat’s name because she helps me and works her healing magic by selflessly working on the frontline at my house.

I don’t know how I would ever cope without Nurse Kitty.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 28, 2020

Nurse drop

Nurses feel the need to let people know they are nurses. Similar to name-dropping, a nurse-drop is when a nurse tells you that they are a nurse very randomly in a conversation without the subject matter even being relevant to the topic.

Nurse drop:

Person A: Hey have you eaten at that new restaurant? It's really good...
Nurse: Yeah I've been, it's pretty good. I'm a nurse so I have a distinguishing palate.

by Phiir November 12, 2011