purple-lurple-nurple

When an asian gives someone a titie twister, rips the titie off and eats it. The asian then shit its out the next day and surgically puts it back on the person with the missing titie. Four months later, they get a salmon to lick the titie. After that, the person has just gotten a purple-lurple-nurple.

The man was in agonizing pain after he received a purple-lurple-nurple from Bruce Lee.

by BAW$$ November 30, 2011

nurple

To rhyme with purple in order to balance the world's equilibrium.

Bodie: "Ha ha, you can't rhyme with purple!"
Matty Cool: "Purple NURPLE"

by macz3000 July 20, 2006

Nurple

A word originating from South African Boarding schools, used to describe the colour of someone's backside after receiving a beating with a cane by a headmaster. Nurple is a combo of the words 'Numb' and 'Purple'...

ie. "I was beaten until I was nurple (numb and purple)...

by Kznlee April 22, 2011

purple nurple

the act of twisting a friends nipple until it turns purple

Jen is getting a purple nurple on Monday

by patsfan1122333 February 3, 2008

purple nurple

A potent varity of marajuana which displays purple 'hairs'

I just scored me some purple nurple

by Tribaldragon73 September 29, 2005

Nurple

The code name for a significant other, which is used so you can talk about him/her during business hours without attracting suspicion.

"Boy, I love my Nurple," or "Have you seen my Nurple today?"

by therehburglar November 28, 2011

Circle Nurple

When three men get into a tub and they rub a dub dub on each others nipples. This is a strange variation of the purple nurple and three men in a tub nursery rhyme.

Get everyone together, the hot tub is on. We can have a good ol fashioned Circle Nurple.

Dude, you want to do a Circle Nurple tonight? Not if you are going to be rough again. My nipps hurt for three weeks after the last one!

by AntMan December 15, 2013