numb nuts

the term for the person who has substained a skateboarding injury which requires the person to hold his nut so they dont fall off

Skater: i was skateing then i hit a sharp pole and it tore my nutsack
Doctor: HAHAHAH i guess ur name is numb nuts........ Mr. Numb Nuts do u have insurence??
Skater:no........
Doctor: Get the fuck out of here

by sdfhgdsfnvdslg February 13, 2008

Numb Nuts

How my nuts will feel after Ashley is done with them.

Ashley gave me such a good fucking, I now have Numb Nuts in my pants.

by Your daddy1232 February 24, 2012

Numb Nuts

A person that has been administered a lethal Injection to their testicular rejoin. Common after effects include loss of felling in your ball Bag.

Alternative - A person with very mental capacity or with the Itellect of a Ape.

Pat Kelner

by Joe Ninety December 20, 2003

Numb nuts

A light word for calling someone a fucktard.

Person 1: "Bill is a numb nuts"
Person 2: "why"
Person 1: "because he for got his phone at the pub"

by Death_ray_dan May 9, 2014

Numb Nuts

Frozen Testicles

Ugh, I HATE it when I have numb nuts!

by jiffyjoff June 24, 2017

Numb Nuts

Those who think they’re sly robbing dudes.

Me: This piece of human garbage Timothy just stole from my autistic friend Austin.
Bro: Is Austin the one that has that gay truck?

Me: yeah, but Timothy’s a real Numb Nuts

by Hankcox November 5, 2019

numb nuts

A large, Troll like character often seen lurking around very suspicious content and mumbling inccessantly about '+4 single handed ....'. Possesses very strange ideas about ethnic origins and racial backgrounds.

ffs numb nuts

by Anonymous February 17, 2003