Nothing 

Absence of anything

You know nothing

Nothing by Truong An December 13, 2009

Nothing 

Nothing means Something.
It could mean chen's mom.
It means chen's mom.
Therefore, nothing = chen's mom.

Mar1: hey, chen I had sex with nothing yesterday.

Chen: Cool, me too.

Nothing by AhmedElGhazou March 17, 2009

nothing 

What happens when you tickle a DEAD girl's feet!!

I tickled the feet of a dead hot chic in hopes of resurrecting her, but since nothing happened (except that I got a hard-on), I went ahead with passionately kissing her, rubbing her crotch, and so on...

nothing by Dead & ADEAD April 1, 2005

nothing 

nothing is something.

there's something on that empty table -- nothing.

nothing by bored_guy_number_2 October 7, 2006

nothing 

this \/

nothing here

really nothing

nothing by McTreevil January 7, 2015

nothing 

A game originally thought up by a teen named Frank in Deer River High School, Minnesota. The games is played by getting someones attention (usually by saying their name) than when they acknowledge you, you simply say "nothing" ex1. it may sound juvenile and it is but it's funny. The only way to keep from losing the game is to respond by saying "nothing" instead of "what?" when someone calls your name ex2.

example 1
Frank: Hey David.
David: What?
Frank: NOTHING! HAHAHAHA!!!

example 2
Frank: Hey David.
David: Nothing. HAHAHAHA!!!

nothing by Dale Cook February 7, 2008

Nothing 

Nothing means just something that has no damn meaning or something that is just blank.

Nothing is happening.

Nothing by NOfreakinbody June 17, 2016