north american lightening rod 

when a big thunderstorm is happening a male runs out into the middle of a field ties a piece of metal around his penis waits for his soldier to stand tall. and then waits for the lightening to strike

hey man me and a bunch of the guys are heding out to the field for a north american lightening rod wanna come?!

north american lightening rod by ROSETTA STONED May 15, 2009

North American 

A demonym used to refer to someone from either the US, Canada, or Mexico.

Canadians are North Americans, Americans are North Americans, and Mexicans are North Americans.

North American by DaL33T June 3, 2011

North American Trifecta 

When an American has sex with either a Canadian in Mexico or an Mexican in Canada.

"Did you hear that Jake completed the north american trifecta during spring break in Cancun"

North American Trifecta by Hittin it from behind January 10, 2013

North American Union 

The North American Union is the event that will make thousands of American, Canadians and Mexicans shit their pants to the point of no return.

It will make Mexico, The US and Canada into one giant country, with one currency called the Amero and open borders allowing all citizens of the three countries to travel, live and work freely in either land. Very much like the European Union. Some ignorant people think of this North American Union as a myth, but then again, the European Union was a ¨myth¨ too and see what happened?.

¨The North American Union sure made things alot easier for the goverment to know everything about its citizens! Did you get your RFID chip implanted in your arm yet? I did along with my National ID and a 10 Ameros cuppon to buy food at Mexicamericanada Mart! ROFL¨

North American Union by superduperrofldude August 29, 2009

North American River Chicken 

A white parasitic bird that supposedly originated by the sea but is now more commonly found roosting at McDonald's awaiting a discarded french fry or clamoring with its pals in a Taco Bell dumpster; a 'seagull'.

While widely regarded as harmless, these birds are known to be dangerous and attack unsuspecting fast food chain customers in large groups known as "militias".

Carla: Yeah, lemme get a #4 Biggie-sized, a #2 --fuck!
Drive Thru Boy: ...Ma'am?
Carla: Goddamn North American River Chickens just crapped all over my car!

911 Operator: Sir, what seems to be the problem?
Raould: The fucking North American River Chicken Militia just jumped my ass at the drive thru! Yeah, take the goddamn ketchup packets too you free-loading bastards!

North American River Chicken by Roftlmfaololgtfo February 10, 2010

North American Male Cock 

The North American Male Cock is an elusive beast known for hiding in dark places and spitting when excited. This one-eyed beast is not a reptile, however, it is often referred to as "one eyed snake" or "trouser snake".

Bob likes to stroke his North American Male Cock.

North American Male Cock by yuhrmahm August 17, 2010

north American hole exchange 

A sexual activity in which two people from northern America stick their assholes together and exchange their shit between assholes.

Bro it's crazy, I just tried out the north American hole exchange.

Was it good?

Ya, but my ass still burns a bit.

north American hole exchange by Eggs317 April 21, 2021