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Wes Borland: "How you been, Fred?"

Fred Durst: "Found out my girlfriend was cheating on me, So I left her."

Wes Borland: "Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. That fucking sucks."

Fred Durst: "It's okay. You know why?"

Wes Borland: "Why?"

Fred Durst : "I DID IT ALL FOR THE NOOKIE! (C'MON!) THE NOOKIE! (C'MON!) SO YOU CAN TAKE THAT COOKIE, AND STICK IT UP YOUR (YEAH!) STICK IT UP YOUR (YEAH!) STICK IT UP YOUR (YEAH!) STICK IT UP YOUR...."

Wes Borland: "We should use that in a song!"
by The Shadling September 2, 2017
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tom nook

Character from Animal Crossing.

Tom Nook is a raccoon businessman who owns the main shop in your town and also deals in real estate. He is perhaps the most recognisable character of the series, even making cameos in other games and appearing as a trophy in Super Smash Bros. Melee. In both Animal Crossing games he sells wallpaper, flooring, furniture and tools. Nook also upgrades his shop after the player makes several transactions with him. He hires Timmy and Tommy, two raccoons that are believe to be related but are actually not , to help work at his store when upgraded to its final incarnation; a large department store called Nookington's. In the Japanese version of the games Nook is actually a Tanuki and indeed his name, Tom Nook sounds similar to Tanuki and his store's logo is that of the mythical leaf that Tanuki are said to be able to change objects into. The furniture Tom peddles also transforms into green leaves in a similar fashion for portability. He also will appear in the background of the stage Smashville in Super Smash Bros. Brawl.

In my opinion, Tom Nook is a cheap bastard. When you buy from him at full price, you can only get a 4th of the price when you sell it back to him. Second, he is a monopolizer in every animal crossing town. And lastly, I don't like him following me around the store when he is wearing that purple suit.
Tom Nook just upgraded his store to Nookington's. He must have bought out the competition.
by Fleet Admiral Crunch August 7, 2007
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nookie napkin

A wash cloth, tissue, napkin, or clothing, within reach, that is used after sex to wipe off or in case of leakage of sexual juices. Can help prevent a wet spot
" Quick! Hand me a nookie napkin, your leaking out of me!"
by Tw33dy December 1, 2014
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Nookegg

A egg that is well protected, to the point it cannot crack or break. Fun fact the definition has to do with, what the word nook means.
"I just drop this egg and it did not break, I think it is a special Nookegg.
by questionable and confused August 11, 2020
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Tom nook

Tom Nook is a character from animal crossing and to put it lightly, A SLUMLORD.
I have to work off all these bells to pay Tom nook back, he's such a slumlord with all his crappy houses.
by Meepingangel May 28, 2013
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Nonbinary Nook

Similar to a Man cave or She shed, but without a specified sex associated to it.
"They really enjoy their Nonbinary Nook. Chillin' and drinking beer while gaming.
by arthoolia April 10, 2020
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nookie

the act of getting it on, making whoopie, doing the horizontal boogie or simply fucking
"I got me some damn good hot-ass nookie last night"
by btezra October 24, 2002
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