noobcake

From new (with b as in freebie). + (keyk) = "noobcake"

~Noun

--breaking down the definitions--

NOOB: a newcomer or novice, esp. an inexperienced user of the Internet or of computers in general.

CAKE: a sweet, baked, breadlike food, made with or without shortening, and usually containing flour, sugar, baking powder or soda, eggs, and liquid flavoring.

EXPLAINATION: although the definition of a "noob" and a "noobcake" (when referring to a person) are virtually the same, the use of "cake" on the end of "noob" reinforces the absurdity of the individual's "newbieness".

GENERAL USE:

"Damn, that guy is a real noobcake."

SPECIFIC USE:

"Jonathan is the biggest noobcake I have ever met."

by Infandus December 15, 2008

Noobalator

(Adj)

1.) Someone who portrays the essence of a Noob.

"Danny is such a fucking Noobalator, he has no idea of whats going on!"

by Lagrungie07 October 2, 2007

Noobasarus Rex

A new player in a video game.Lack of skills.Short playtime.No knowlegde of controls.

"You should've never let him played.He never played before.He's a noobasarus rex"

by Mac1598 March 25, 2009

noobpacket

1) (noun) A packet of noob, usually in powdered form, ready to mix with noobnoodles.

2) (noun) A word used to describe someone who is new to something all together. Similar to noob but it sounds a lot cooler.

1) Dood! I just got another noobpacket. Do you have the magical noobnoodles to stir them into?

2) Tmeh is such a little noobpacket. I've been teaching him how to get all of these programs recently. Atleast he's picking it all up at once instead of never.

by 7h3k1d March 27, 2010

noobmaster69

the guy who kills you in fortnite ,the guy who Ninja reported,and the guy who made Thor sad

i got killed by noobmaster69

by therealnoobmaster69 May 21, 2019

Noobda

The Hindi derogatory version of noob. What 11 year olds scream at ppl who don't knife in CS:GO.

Abbbeeee saale noobde knife karna saale. Noobda hai tu gawar.

by Slippy slip May 28, 2018

Noobsack

Too call someone a noob, but adding a sack at the end. You can say this to anyone and not just beginners at a game. You can also add sack to anything at the end of a word and it will be perfect.

Man, Jim you are such a noobsack. Pray to da Cod Fish mang.

by Infinit3 September 14, 2012