ning-nong

someone who has stuffed up

geesh your such a ning-nong bruce for sticking you head in the fire

by A_Chair_In_Hell January 21, 2004

Nong chong

A person doing or about to do something crazy or stupid.

Why did you do that, you Nong chong.

by Nongy02 January 2, 2017

Hopeless Nong

nong is an australan insultish slang word for idiot/fool

so hopeless nong is a hopeless fool

an insult fight:

ya moms a hopeless nong
hopeless nong

by Reapers_s November 13, 2011

Nong Poy

Nong Poy can be used to discribe male who is very feminine.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEUBsoDOPYM

He is so Nong Poy, he should undergo a transsexual operation.

by kohanchen July 1, 2008

Ning Nong

Person of asian origin.

Naweed Khaliq.

by Racist Scum September 25, 2003

Ning Nang Nong

A magicall place invented by Spike Milligan, somewhere past the Black Stump, but not quite as far as Timbuktu. Famously popularized by the popular adult television programme Play School.

On the Ning Nang Nong Where the Cows smoke Bong, and the monkeys all throw poo, There's a Nong Nang Ning Where the fat man sings, and the tea pots sing along too. On the Nong Ning Nang all the mice get banged, and you just can't catch 'em when they do, so its Ning Nang Nong, Cows smoke Bong! Nong Nang Ning, the fat man sings, Nong Ning Nang, The mice get banged, What a noisy place to belong, is the Ning Nang Ning Nang Nong!!!

by TarddieBuddie January 30, 2010

nong shim noodles

The best tasting noodles in the world of instant noodles. Sticks to the tradition of instant noodles by containing lots of MSG and leaves you thirsty and wanting more. Available in various flavours (can't read the packaging though unless youre korean - the general rule is the redder the packet, the spicier it is)

"Why do koreans have small eyes?"

"They eat too much nong shim noodles!"

"hahah...that's not funny."

"Yeah, I know. Just felt like bagging the someone."

by Ilovekoreannoodles October 8, 2006