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Nonversation

A nonversation occurs when someone talks to you (most commonly on a social networking site or via text) about something you don't care about and can't really answer back to.

If you're ever in the situation where someone is talking AT you and your brain says "I don't actually care" then you're in a NONversation!
Facebook/Skype/text pop-up...

Person A: Hey guess what
You: What?
Person A: I got a new phone!
You: Cool
Person A: Yeah its really good and now I can connect to wi-fi its really great I've downloaded some apps and its the best thing ever.
You: Cool...
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Your brain: Dude you're in a nonversation, get out now!
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You: Yeah so I'm going out now talk later
by Dunkotron4000 March 30, 2013
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What in the nonder of blue fuck did you do to your hair?
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Nonverse

Used to describe a brand of shoes that is made to mimick the look of the Chuck Taylor Converse shoe. easy to spot as they do not have the destinctive "ALL STAR" printed on the back rubber of the shoe.
but for the love of god, they're 30 bucks cheaper and look the f*cking same.
Jen-"Did you see that chick's nonverse? That pattern was disgusting"
Sally-"I have the same pair you stupid bitch."
by Candicebetts August 26, 2008
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Nonversation

A conversation in which words are exchanged between people — often co-workers — but nothing is really said.
Two office colleagues bump into each other in the hallway. This is them having a nonversation:

Office worker #1: Hey, so I heard it went well.

Office worker #2: Yup. Went great.
Office worker #1: Glad to hear. And we're still good for Tuesday?
Office worker #2: Yup. Nothing's changed.

Office worker #1: Great. Well let me know if anything does.
Office worker #2: Of course.
Office worker #1: Ok, great. Thanks.
by seanmlee December 10, 2012
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noners

A noner is a non-athlete, or someone with no athletic skill.
Example, I was walking through the park and saw a bunch of noners playing rugby.
by Don Hanni March 21, 2010
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nonversation

A conversation that does involves large amounts of nonsense or other randomness. These conversation are generally between two very bored or two very creative teenagers as a way to pass time.
Gadson: Uh, I'm so bored.
Ellie: Lets have a nonversation to pass the time
Gadon: Okay but first i need to make sure that my weasel took its bath.
Ellie: Thats fine. I know weasels hate baths. I heard that pictures of dancing bagels can help.
by BulletToTheEscalator February 12, 2012
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Nonversation

A conversation through eye contact. When everything important that needs to be said, gets said through a look.
My spouse and I couldnt think of any words to say to describe our love, so we had a nonversation. Everything that we were thinking was said through our eye contact.
by Harry Balsser October 19, 2010
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