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Noller's Rules

"The preferred method of sleeping arrangements wherein two heterosexual men are forced to share a bed for a night. Both men are to strip completely nude and sleep facing apart, with their anuses touching. Throughout the night, the two men must defecate, and in turn, redefecate into each others' anuses, transferring the waste between themselves. By staying in this position throughout the entire night, they will have proven their heterosexuality, and cannot be subject of ridicule regarding their sexual preference.
"If you're not gay, then you will follow Noller's Rules"
by Dan Pantzig March 13, 2009
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Willie Nailer

Supposed to sound like "will he nail her"
The new guy at work, Willie Nailer, seems pretty nice
by trioval33 March 7, 2011
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noigler

That noigler got 15 of 'em yesterday.
by yurmum123 February 25, 2008
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Nobler

Someone that is a nob or has qualities of a nob
i can't belive you stole my shoes. you're such a nobler
by Shady May 13, 2004
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nolier than thou

A New Orleans transplant from California or Oregon who desperately competes with thin air to be perceived by anyone who will pay attention as someone who is “so NOLA.”
Dave needs to cut out this nolier than thou crap. No one cares how many Hubig’s pies he can juggle while marching with the Krewe of Gumbo and beadazzling an LSU jacket. Did you just hear gunshots? Dave should really take cover in his $600,000 Bywater shotgun.
by davidmitcha February 22, 2023
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dirty nailer

A person who started out with nothing, became rich along the way, but still remains classless, filthy and lacks etiquette.
Bob has money to burn, but his greasy hair , stained shirt, smelly socks and unwashed hands clearly show he's a dirty nailer.
by Sticky AKA November 24, 2016
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nanny nailer

The nickname name given for the celebrity who bangs the hot nanny.
It's your fault I'm a nanny nailer...you should've never hired a hot nanny. (Alleged: Gavin Rossdale, Jude Law, Ethan Hawks, etc.)
by XGMOM November 18, 2016
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