A term used by guys to briefly rate a female. Means the girl could be anywhere between 'really fucking hot' or 'ok'. A girl decent enough to fuck or above.
Guy 1:Hey,what would you rate Brianna?
Guy 2:Eh,shes ok. Nice ass but her face looks weird. I'd smash.
(hot girl walks by group of guys)
Guy 1: Id Smash
Guy 2: Same.
Group nods in approval.
Guy 2:Eh,shes ok. Nice ass but her face looks weird. I'd smash.
(hot girl walks by group of guys)
Guy 1: Id Smash
Guy 2: Same.
Group nods in approval.
by HYPERLINK! December 18, 2011
Get the I'd Smashmug. Guy #1: "Man, she's sexy and from what I've heard smart too! I'd like to take her out, embark on a loving long term relationship, and maybe one day, when my words can no longer express how I feel, make beautiful love to her."
Guy #2: "I'd hit it, but if she tries to talk to me after I'll change my number."
Guy #2: "I'd hit it, but if she tries to talk to me after I'll change my number."
by HRH January 3, 2005
Get the i'd hit itmug. A phrase used in a sexual appeal to someone/something.
It's origin comes from back in the old days when a farmer would shove a tap in a tree to get syrup. people today use the "tap" to name their penis.
It's origin comes from back in the old days when a farmer would shove a tap in a tree to get syrup. people today use the "tap" to name their penis.
by HJxJJ June 4, 2012
Get the I'd tap thatmug. by Toddy keen September 12, 2015
Get the i'd be keenmug. by parimathur March 20, 2010
Get the I'd shaadi thatmug. When an attractive woman or man is the heir to a dynasty, an empire or has a family with a large business and/or is well connected so that they will most likely have a variety of resources both social and financial. A way to say to I'd hit that, but with a greater level of commitment. They are attractive and rich, but also seem like marriage material. A way to marry into money, opportunities, make connections or achieve fame.
Guy1: "Dude, our waitress is really pretty"
Guy2: "I know, and her parents own the entire chain of these Chinese restaurants.
Guy1: "I'd marry into that."
Guy2: "I know, and her parents own the entire chain of these Chinese restaurants.
Guy1: "I'd marry into that."
by calvinke November 20, 2010
Get the I'd marry into thatmug. *sees hot girl* damn I'd flip her in a heartbeat on god.
or
Yeah, I flipped Cindy last night, it was a great time!
or
Yeah, I flipped Cindy last night, it was a great time!
by nonpareii September 21, 2021
Get the i'd flipmug.