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Reflects any no u to its caster.
1: ur mom gay
2: no u
1: no no u
2: *suddenly the will to live vanishes*
no no u by tacboss1234 May 28, 2018
Me : ur mom gay
Bolbi B Johnson : no u
Me: me yes ?
Bolbi B Johnson : yes u
Me: no u first.
no u by Xiceska March 2, 2018
The absolute BEST fucking comeback to the any insult in the world, including "ur mom gay". The possible end to ANY conversation in the world, even if it's NOT something you can say it to. Currently, the only possible way to defeat "no u" is YFM's "UNO Reverse" song, which doesn't work if the opponent doesn't know the song; so don't take it as a complete win. Here are some possible examples:
Example 1

Bob: Hey wanna watch gay porn?
John: Bruh what? I'm not gay!
Bob: Oh sorry, forgot that ur mom's the gay one.
John: What's that even mean?
Bob: So ur mom gay.
John: no u
Bob: *fucking dies*

Example 2

Phred: Hey Phil?
Phil: Yes?
Phred: ur mom gay
Phil: no u
Phred: BAM! UNO REVERSE CARD!
Phil: Dude, I already said "no u"
Phred: Wait, you don't know the "UNO Reverse" song?
Phil: Uhh... No?
Phred: Fuck. *dies*
Phil: wtf just hap-

Example 3

Bill: Hey pal what's u-
name: lets just get it over with
Bill: Wha-
name: ur mom gay
Bill: Dude... What are you talking ab-
name: JUST SAY "NO U" YOU IDIOT
Bill: WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU BRO?
Jack: Hey guys, ur mom gay!
name: oh i think i read the script wrong
Bill: What?
name: no u
Jack: BAM! UNO REVERSE CARD!
name: FINALLY *fucking dies*
*silence*
Bill: WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAP-
no u by Alloy Dreemurr November 2, 2022
No u is Well uhhh idek
Bob: ur mom gay
Jeff: no u

Bob is now gay
No u by DioBrandoIsHawt April 19, 2019

no u times infinity 

No u times infinity reflects anything to its caster , its quite op and its best used to reflect a no u or a 1 hit KO insult.
John : Hi i like fortnite
Tom : I play minecraft

John : lol y u dumb
Tom : no u
John : lol ur mom gay kid

Tom : no u
John : no no u
*omae wo mo shindieru*
Tom : NO U TIMES INFINITY
no u times infinity by Sub Resko ;) February 17, 2019

no u tennis 

When 2 people keep 'no u'ing each other.
We are now tuning in live to this intense game of no u tennis!
A: you're fat!
B: no u
A:no u
B: no u
A:no u
B: no u
A:no u
B: no u
A:no u
B: no u
A:no u
B: no u
A:no u
B: no u
A:no u
B: no u
A:no u
B: no u
A:no u
B: no u
A:no u
B: no u
A:no u
B: no u
A:no u
ad infinitum
no u tennis by Cheesy Meatball February 10, 2021