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Ninja Turtle Sex

Sex with a backpack on.
W: Let's go have ninja turtle sex.
M: What's ninja turtle sex?
W: It's sex with a backpack on.
by Mr.MasterShake April 22, 2016
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ninja turtle

To clarify, there is a teenage mutant ninja turtle - a children's cartoon, and then there's "the ninja turtle". The ninja turtle is the act of taking your ballsack testicles included and flipping it around so that it sits on top of your johnson. It's best achieved on a warm day when things are hanging lose. The term originated at the University of MD fraternity scene. The ballsack resembles a turtle shell and the johnson is the turtle's head peeking out.
Jim was so drunk that he pulled down his pants and demonstrated the ninja turtle in an attempt to get Cindy's attention. But he failed miserably and went home and pulled his pud instead.
by Joe K from MD May 5, 2007
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Ninja Turtle slice

A large slice of pizza similar to that seen in the opening scene of Ninja Turtles II: Secret of the Ooze at Ray's Pizza. Typically a Ninja Turtle slice would be at least 1/5 or 1/4 of the entire pizza.
Dude, I just tried a new pizza place and they had ninja turtle slices.
by ChevyNova May 16, 2011
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Ninja turtle that ho

the act of busting a nut, blowing a load or skeet skeet skeeting on someones back and then slapping a pillow on that persons back making them look like a turtle skeet superman ninja turtleho
The way she looks at me makes me wanna ninja turtle that ho!
by Special buddies March 25, 2008
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Ninja Turtle Sex

Sex with back packs on.
Hey wanna have ninja turtle sex?

What's that?

Sex while you're wearing back packs.
by Ninjes August 31, 2016
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ninja turtle dick

a very small, almost non-existent penis resembling that of a ninja turtle action figure
julie was disappointed the first time she saw mikes penis. It was so small. She couldnt believe he had a ninja turtle dick
by aiofub September 19, 2009
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ninja turtle

A prank that works especially well in winter. When you're driving your friends around and you spot a steaming sewer grate you stop over the grate and allow the car to fill up with sewer steam.
Jim pulled the ninja turtle on us last night but he was the one who started puking.
by chessthecat August 9, 2010
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