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Nigerian Sage

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A Nigerian or West-African who is respected by all and will not hesitate to Falcon Punch you if irritated, opposed, vilified, et cetera. He may also deliver a Nigerian Punch. It is impossible to describe. If you encounter a Nigerian enraged enough to attack with a Nigerian Punch, do not approach him/her.
James: Hey, man i meet a Nigerian Sage today. It was crazy.

Rick: That's cool. What happened?

James: He beat up Mark. i haven't seen him since.

Mark: Hey guys...

James and Rick: W...T...F.....your face.....
by NigerianSage November 14, 2011
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Nigerian Snow Plow

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A mixture of 200 ml of gin and 800 ml of Squirt, consumed as fast as possible.
I drank a Nigerian Snow Plow in less than fifteen minutes and showed up to my work party drunk as fuck.
by crushnmove February 19, 2012
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nigerian speed dating

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The action of fucking the first three minutes of meeting someone
Me and Jessica off tinder finna go nigerian speed dating tonight
by Ch1ck3nl1ttl3 May 22, 2019
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nigerian sock puppet

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a sexual term to describe epic gamers
by Bangboiiiiii February 23, 2020
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Nigerian shower

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Phil begged his wife for a Nigerian shower after she finished her White Castle.
by Gearhead1981 June 12, 2020
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Nigerian Scumbag

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Look at that Nigerian Scumbag lmao what a coloured ripe piece of mango.
by Michael Oliver from Africa February 2, 2022
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