Nichole

A beautiful intelligent and all around wonderful person. Despite this, Nichole's are prone to underestimate their excellent skills and significant assets.
Fiercely loyal to friends and family, she has your back when the cards are down. Also she has a supernatural love for animals and most especially dogs.

Warning

Don't fuck with a Nichole because she might punch you in the throat...she take no mess.

by nlookn4trbl July 4, 2014

dirty nicholas

A Dirty Nicholas is when you fuck a chick at the top of the stairs and then ride her down the stairs like a toboggan with your dick still in her. Note: the stairs must be carpeted and the carpet must be white.

I gave that bitch a dirty nicholas and now I have to pay to have her nose fixed and her carpet cleaned.

by Scot Harvath March 14, 2018

O.J. Nicholas J. Saint Crapper

This is something you repeat to yourself over and over again as fast as you can when trying to urgently find a toilet because you are holding in a huge bowl movement that feels like it is about to explode out your ass at any unsuspecting momoent.

Your stomach is aching, and gurgling, and you feel you cant hold it any longer.
SO...You ask the teacher for permission to use the bathroom.
"And the teacher allows you"
So you calmly get out of your seat like "No Big Deal" and you slowly head out the door, making sure to close it behind you.
And as soon as the door is closed you break into a super fast speed walk while clinching your butt-cheecks together and repeating to yourself as fast as you can "O.J. Nicholas J. Saint Crapper"....As if it is some kind of prayer that is keeping you from crapping all over yourself.

by ---->In.Need.Of.A.Toilet<---- July 23, 2009

nickelbacked

when you are about to leave the bar, and you buy a bunch of nickelback songs on the jukebox for the sorry folks you're leaving behind.

--"how you remind me is playing and i'm the only one here beside the bartender. :/"
--"sounds like you were just nickelbacked"

by enlightenme April 15, 2012

Theory of a nickelcreed

A name for most/all generic modern rock on the radio. Characterized by raspy vocals, forgettable guitar riffs, and big, catchy choruses.

Change the channel, some Theory of a nickelcreed just came on.

by senor mcbadass March 10, 2010

Nicholas Salek

A hot and charming man that is extremely sexually attractive.

"Wow that guy is such a Nicholas Salek, you should totally ask him out"

by GoldenFerrari May 7, 2018

nickel rock

$5 drug rock, who know, could be crack, meth, pcp

Seen a man kill his brother for a nickel rock nickel crack drug

by FETALMATTER December 14, 2014