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Move on to the next woman. It's what intelligent and expirenced people tell idiotic newcomers to do, but they don't listen, and continue to pursue the same woman by giving her flowers and being nice and polite and showing good manners while she goes off and fucks some outlaw biker. Then she tells him about how good the outlaw biker was, and enventually she cries on his shoulder about how the outlaw biker treats her like shit. When and if he asks her out she tells him that she's sorry but she doesn't feel that way about him, and that she just wants to be friends.

God, I'm bitter.
"There's this girl.... blah blah blah.... and she actually looked at be... blah blah blah... I could tell she really liked me, because her eyes were open... blah blah blah blah"

"Dude, just next her, It's obvious she doesn't like you, and she just wants to fuck an outlaw biker. You screwed up, man. Just move on."

"No, I really think I'm in love this time, I'm mean she so pretty, and I think about her all the time... and blah blah blah blah"

"Shitcock"
by Andrew Callaway January 25, 2004
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NEXT

Nexting is used in Chatroulette when either 'You' click the 'Next' button moving onto the next 'Stranger' or when the 'Stranger' nexts 'You'.

Nexting as a phrase is now used when out and about, you hypothetically 'Next' the persons you are talking to or see in the room until you find a stranger you consider worth talking to.
"Shall we next this stranger?"
by Donttellmumthebabysittersdisco February 21, 2010
mugGet the NEXTmug.

nexted

When someone decides to click the next button on you without warning in Chatroulette dot com or omegle.
Man, this guy told me he was gonna get a spitfire tattoo on his cock so I nexted his ass.

I asked some girl to show me her boobs for world hunger so she nexted me.
by btardmg January 3, 2010
mugGet the nextedmug.

next

A nerdy text message sent to, or received by, another person.
That was such a next you sent me.

They are nexting each other.

He just nexted me.
by defried July 10, 2011
mugGet the nextmug.

Nexted

What one is, when one is a scary, icky person on Chatroulette.
Oh crap, there's yet another penis...He's Nexted.
by inyourbasement June 8, 2010
mugGet the Nextedmug.

nexted

ex girl to the next girl... she wasnt good enough
yeah zoe got nexted
by `hook October 12, 2003
mugGet the nextedmug.

nexting

when you text someone who is sitting right next to you
"I had something to say to my friend, but i didn't want the people around us to hear."

"what did you do?"

"We started nexting each other. It was easy."
by bjornborg June 20, 2009
mugGet the nextingmug.

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