Newton's Cradle

A two-man variation on 'teabagging' in which the four testicles represent the swinging balls of a Newton's Cradle. The slapping of the two scrotal sacs together in an approximation of the cradle motion is optional, if physically achievable.

Joe was so wasted, we took about 30 pictures of him getting a Newton's Cradle while he was passed out.

by Bee-ritt July 16, 2009

Newton's Cradle Cup

When a man performs a Newton's Cradle with a pair of breast. He sticks his head inbetween and lets them hit his cheeks

Zach: how was that lame Barmitzvah.
Derek: it wasn't lame, Lassie let me perform Newton's Cradle Cups.

Zach: she's like a D Cup!
Derek: I know, I got a concussion

by WheezyLegere October 30, 2015

Newton’s 8th law

In a Maths. If your answer is not correct, make the positives negative and the negatives positive

Bruv did you get that question right?
Yeah I got it after I used Newton’s 8th law

by JackBurgessPincini November 14, 2017

Newton's 4th Law

Newton's 4th law states that the uglier you are, the less hoes you pull. It does not have anything to do about gravity, or force. It is simply the fact that the less attractive one is, the less hoes they pull

Man, Newton's 4th Law has been acting upon Jimmy latley. It must have to do with his new haircut.

by BusterBalls4469 March 9, 2022

Newton's cradle

When 5 or more men hang from ropes and swing back and forth ramming into eachother causing anal penetration. They continue to swing back and forth forever, like a newton's cradle

Bro, you should've seen the drag show yesterday. They did a newton's cradle in that bitch

by Lildiccilo April 7, 2023

Newton's Cradle

During the act of two men penetrating a single orifice of another person, their testicles collide causing a swinging effect similar to that of newton's cradle, the device used to display preservation of energy.

James: "Adam, you fancy doing a Newton's Cradle on Wendy?"
Adam: "Nah, me and Pete did that and my balls ache."
Pete: "Awww yuh."

by Wangrom July 13, 2010

Newton's Cradle Pussy

A vagina so massive and loose, that a man's penis and balls can be inserted-hence go Balls Deep. This is usually found on a fat chick.

The night wasn't going well, so I decided to lower my standards and go for some Newton's Cradle Pussy. I will never get that drunk again!

by Johnny Feltersnatch November 20, 2003