Newsfeed consciousness

Awareness of sponsored messages or content by virtue of their showing up on your newsfeed on social media.

A: "This site has some real good stuff!". B: "Yea man, totally in my newsfeed consciousness."

Newsfeed consciousness by Rauldatta December 17, 2013

blowing up my newsfeed 

When a person's multiple Facebook posts all end up in your newsfeed to the point that your newsfeed is mainly populated with that persons updates/fotos.

I got on Facebook today and my newsfeed was totally full of "Sarah's"updates. That girl is blowing up my newsfeed!

blowing up my newsfeed by Euroinformer October 24, 2013

Newsfeed personality 

When someones newsfeed on Facebook is more interesting than the person themselves

Nick: Ryan how did the date with the Spanish Mami go?

Ryan: What a complete newsfeed personality. She posted that she likes to go to the rack for dinner and the drynk for lemon drops, but all she wanted to do is listen to maxima 92.5, watch telemundo, and reminiss about her quinceanera.

Newsfeed personality by HatersRinTheBuilding July 6, 2011

Newsfeed Porno 

Newsfeed porno is when Facebook hackers hack people and post pictures of porn (mostly of teenagers). A lot of the pictures are photoshopped too.

Jasel: Hey bro, I was eating noodles while on Facebook when a Newsfeed Porno pic of Justin Bieber popped up.. totally just lost my appetite.
Poosh: Oh yeah I saw that one, I guess thats way worse than the Newsfeed Porno of that gymnast with the huge ass.

Newsfeed Porno by sabear pats November 14, 2011

Prime Time Newsfeeding

The act of posting/uploading something on facebook when the majority of your friends are online. Your awesome post will appear in the newsfeeds of the many facebookers online at the time. This is done to recieve maximum likes, comments, etc,.

Prime Time Newsfeeding times include:
Mon-Thur 6-12
Sun 7-11

Anna: omg I came up with the best status for facebook.
Kelly: really? you should post it right now.
Anna: naw, I think I'll wait a little and post it around 8 o'clock.
Kelly: Prime Time Newsfeeding. Nice Work.

Prime Time Newsfeeding by secretlovah101 May 3, 2011

newsfeeding 

to appear on someone's newsfeed.

"totes not stalking, but did lisa get into duke? her status about becoming a blue devil was newsfeeding."

newsfeeding by loop732 May 1, 2010

newsfeed pollution 

When a "friend" decides to troll or duly express themselves several times within a short amount of time on Facebook, thereby appearing in consecutive posts.

This tends to raise ragemetere very fast when you're trying to creep on some hot wimminz.

Chester: There's a reason China doesn't have facebook..
Charles: What's the reason for this?
Chester: To avoid adding newsfeed pollution to their Intranets and causing strain for their filters.
Charles: Ingenious the Communists!

DatNigkaSoWavey: shieeeet... dem hoeS frOm dAt pArtY la$t wUzz blOwingG mA nEwsfeeD and polluttin it.
Broseph: I see my niqqa.

newsfeed pollution by phoreals August 22, 2011