playing with the bishop's nephew

"playing with the bishop's nephew" is the act of masturbating while taking a shit in public. in modern usage the term also covers the act of masturbating while shitting in private, however the public aspect of the activity is of no small importance.

derek: "hey ronny, what's happening?"

ronny: "ah nothin', just hangin' at the crib."

derek: "well, you wouldn't believe what happened to me today- so i was up at colombus circle waiting for the bus, just playing with the bishop's nephew, and next thing you know this bitch starts flippin' out."

ronny: "what'd you do then?"

derek: "i told the bitch to chill the fuck out, i'm just playing with the bishop's nephew."

ronny: "sounds reasonable enough."

by pat seick February 5, 2010

Driver Nephi

Get Fucked

Courier: Goodbye.
Driver Nephi: Get fucked.

by Bojinkso November 25, 2019

nephew

Snoop started using nephew to try and get people off of using the n-word all the time. Means the same (ie brother), but in a less aggressive/derogatory sense.

what's crack-a-lackin nephew??

by jerome November 21, 2003

Nephisto

N.

1. A world of warcraft addict of Puerto Rican ethnicity. This type of person is often angry, and probably a power-hungry idiot.

2. One who is universally disliked on a video game.

Nephisto sucks cock.

by Neeeeefasto January 23, 2010

wray and nephews

the most hardcore spirit one can find in a local pub, mostly weatherspoon branches. not for pussies.

yo dude, i have no will to live, wanna get sum shots of wray?

by TuBsy February 16, 2005

Nephson

The male offspring of one banging their sibling. Common in Eastern Kentucky.

I’ll be damned if Jebadiah and Jeanna done had theselves a nephson. He’s gotta be a proud Uncle Daddy.

by Qthaking April 8, 2018

Nephophilia

A person who loves clouds; love of clouds; fondness or obsession of clouds.

: Yep, I’m a nephophilia, I love clouds.

by Nephophilia October 10, 2018