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Work Nights

Janet: "Where do you get all this money from?"
Dahlia: "I work nights."
by sskipperr September 24, 2009
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Nightstick

The act of dipping one's penis in Nyquil(or a similar product), and subsequently receiving oral stimulation, resulting in a state of slumber for the one who performed fellatio
"Stacy was struggling with her insomnia last night, so I gave her a nightstick to help her sleep. It ended well for both of us."
by ThespianBelfry June 25, 2017
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Late-Nights

Late-Nights are a popular post-party parties at many college campuses and universities. Similar to pregames, late-nights occur an hour or two after the main party has ended, typically around 4:30 in the morning. Late-nights are characterized by a revitalization of the alcohol supply by bringing out booze that was being saved in closets specifically for late-nights, beer pong (beirut), and dancing. Late-nights are where it's at, and if you remember the 'crazy' time you had, you weren't there.
"Man I have this terrible hangover."
"So the party was pretty crazy?"
"Well the party was decent, but the late-nights where INSANE!!"
by JBrosef January 31, 2010
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Lonely Nights

When you are alone at night cause you couldn't get laid and you use your tears as lubrication for masturbation.
I had a couple Lonely Nights last week, so now I gotta go to the store and get some Visine.
by Roy Berto May 13, 2012
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nightsuit

another word for pajamas; jammies

Commonly used in the UK or former British Colonies
Bob, get into your nightsuit! It is time for bed.
by singsingsing November 8, 2009
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NightShower

The act of showering at night, an activity that provides several advantages over its far more common counterpart, the MorningShower, including but not limited to:

(1) The feeling of going to bed squeaky clean

(2) The ability of being able to sleep in as long as possible in the morning because one does not have to deal with showering in their morning routine

(3) Less frequent need to launder sheets due to decreased filth accumulation

(4) The ability to end one's day in quiet reflection with a hot relaxing shower

(5) Communal showers are less crowded at night
MorningShowerer: "Dude, I gotta get up at 9:00am tomorrow."

NightShowerer: "Sucks to be you, man. I NightShower. My alarm is set for 9:15am."

NightShowerer: "Alright, lets blow this popsicle stand. I gotta go NightShower."
by NightShowerer7 October 18, 2012
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Chinese Nightstand

After a long night of drinking, and you wake up and feel pretty good. And slowly the worst fucking hangover ever ruins your life!!! I might be dieing!!!
I felt so good this morning, now I have a Chinese Nightstand!
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