Sex door neighbor

A person who is a neighbor living in close proximity and used for convenient booty calls without an emotional commitment.

During that crazy snowstorm, I got bored and headed over to my sex door neighbor's house for some heat.

by finallygettingpublished March 2, 2020

my neighbor

what white people say to their friends instead of saying my nigga

Josh- Aye my nigga
Tyrone- Wut u say
Josh- I mean my neighbor

by 69problemz June 4, 2015

Neighbor Please

The politically correct way to say Nigger Please

Lexus: " I don't know why they lock him up. He wasn't stealing his wallet, he was putting it back."
Mercedes: "Neighbor please!"

by Kid Rectal December 21, 2008

Friendly neighborhood sadist

He makes the rules and you can trust that he has your best interests at heart and in mind. Perfect calm assertive dominance. Sex involves the body. Great sex involves the mind. His demons dance with your madness and silence your mind. He'll give you the shirt off his back, but he'll probably whip you with it first. Super fun and always has a smile even when the weight of the world is on his back.

Favorite color is "No pants" if you ever lucky enough to be caught by one of these friendly neighborhood sadists, you'll be tied up shibari styled and hanging from bamboo in no time. I wouldn't plan on leaving any time soon. ♡ from the first touch can light a fire inside of you that cannot be extinguished.

Only the one that hurts you
Can make you feel better
Only one that inflicts pain

Can take it away

Aka a Charlie

Example:

Friend 1- Hey is that Christian Grey?

Friend 2 - No! NO! That's your friendly neighborhood sadist! They are way better and more creative.

by Gelflingeye October 8, 2021

the nosey neighbor

When one of your buddy’s is getting it on with his woman you get naked and sneak into their room. You slowly make your way to their bed and then you start to whack it.
Right when your about to blow your load you scream out who’s naked!!! And blow a load on the girls face.

Dude fucking your stupid brother got me n my girl hella bad with the nosey neighbor last week what a fucking asshole!

by the clitt commander March 22, 2009

Neighbooty

Using your neighbor for services that are convenient, and fast. Whenever you need a secure hookup, vacuum or sugar your hot neighbor is there to guarantee your satisfaction.

My neighbooty at Tempe Horizons is so convenient and fast its like having a grocery store and stripper on call.

by The neighbor February 11, 2009

neighborhood hoe

a female who has screwed every single person in the neighborhood

"That bitch is such a neighborhood hoe!"

by vivandida October 18, 2013