*at a party full of athletes*
Athlete 1: Where did all these fuckin NARPs show up from?
Athlete 2: IDFK we should have them wear "ima NARP" tags so they know their place
Athlete 1: Where did all these fuckin NARPs show up from?
Athlete 2: IDFK we should have them wear "ima NARP" tags so they know their place
by Radiotrophic Gint September 19, 2022
Non Athletic Regular Person. Often thinks they are very cool but in reality is a total waste of space.
by Matatan 123 December 23, 2010
1. narps. n. nAArps - the theoretical term of a personally cursed nonexistent object.
2. narps. also used as an interjection.
origin. modern eastern american word concieved of various interjectory phrases of anger and inanimate cursing.
2. narps. also used as an interjection.
origin. modern eastern american word concieved of various interjectory phrases of anger and inanimate cursing.
by The Narped Among Narpless December 18, 2009
by Shaun M. October 08, 2006
by SodaGirl May 24, 2005
Not A Real Person.
A term that gives a name to the few and the freaky, delivers a word for those who are left speechless, and grants humor to the unavoidable victims of narpiness. There are socially inappropriate people. There are unrealistic and delusional people. There are people with unecessary comments and unrestrained word purging.
And then there are narps.
A term that gives a name to the few and the freaky, delivers a word for those who are left speechless, and grants humor to the unavoidable victims of narpiness. There are socially inappropriate people. There are unrealistic and delusional people. There are people with unecessary comments and unrestrained word purging.
And then there are narps.
Person: What on earth is that in your window.
NARP: The highpower binoculars on the tripod is your dad's birthday gift from me. They're specifically for this purpose as well as astronomy.
Person: NARP.
NARP: The highpower binoculars on the tripod is your dad's birthday gift from me. They're specifically for this purpose as well as astronomy.
Person: NARP.
by ChepeChepe March 09, 2012
(noun) Acronym for "Not A Real Person." Narps are characterized by traits that render them unidentifiable within a contemporary, cultural context.
A NARP has a higher chance of:
- Being a savant in something.
- Popping into random social situations.
- Wearing the same outfit every day.
- Uttering inappropriately timed comments.
A NARP has a higher chance of:
- Being a savant in something.
- Popping into random social situations.
- Wearing the same outfit every day.
- Uttering inappropriately timed comments.
ARP: But if that doesn't work, what's your Plan B?
NARP: I had to get Plan B once with this girl cause I had sex with her.
NARP: I had to get Plan B once with this girl cause I had sex with her.
by super deely 2 April 17, 2011