NARP

Non Athletic Real People. People who go to a gym, workout class, or anything athletic and have no business being there, which is reflected in both their effort and physical appearance.

In the event of an alien invasion they would be the first to get captured and turned into fertilizer.

Today in class when everyone was doing partner pushups that NARP girl was on her knees hi-fiving the air then left 10 minutes early.

NARP by T Macalicious March 28, 2013

NARP

Narp stands for National Asociation of Real People!

Dude: Hey are you into larping?
Bro: Nah I'm apart of Narp.

*shows tattoo*
Dude: woah, how do I join?!

NARP by CptSG May 25, 2017

Narp

Narping is defined as removing the cap from someones water bottle, inverting the bottle, and leaving in upside down and open so that one cannot access the bottle without spilling the contents of said bottle.

"Quick, narp their water bottle!"

Narp by Flanged Mantide May 20, 2013

Narp

A very ugly/custy thing. A narp is a disgrace to the world. They have horrible personalities and are extremely ugly. If you look at a narp, it hurts your eyes.

Phil is such a Narp!

Narp by AlyssaAndKatieWord April 30, 2010

Narp

No apparent reason punch.

Guy 1 punches guy 2.
Guy 2: what the fuck man!!
Guy 1: you just got narp'd bitch!!

Narp by Zerakoz November 17, 2009

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
a.k.a SEBI HICKMAN

Wow Sebi is such a narp.

NARP by coolbeans5678 June 3, 2011

NARP

Not a real person.

1) Someone who exists in Facebook statuses and photo albums, but not in real life. If you log off, they stop existing, kind of like how monsters go away when you turn on the lights.
2) Someone who many talk about but few have seen. Tends to pop up fleetingly in social gatherings, only to disappear again. Sightings are rare and usually unconfirmed, like the Yeti or Loch Ness Monster.

As far as celebrities go, Bill Murray is the biggest NARP in Hollywood.

NARP by princeofpersiaaaaaa September 21, 2011