Narcissick

A person so full of their own self-importance that they attend work while ill -- thereby exposing others to their germs.

I can't go out this weekend, this narcissick at the office gave me the swine flu.

by sblendita September 3, 2009

Narcotics Anonymous

Narcotics Anonymous is fellowship of men and women for whom drugs (and,yes, alcohol IS a drug) had become a major problem. They meet regularly to help each other stay clean. NA uses the 12 Steps and 12 Traditions as originated by AA, but have abridged them to be all-inclusive. Narcotics Anonymous was formed in 1953 by several addicts, the most well-known perhaps, being Jimmy K. The formation of NA was necessary because addicts were not welcomed into AA, and could not stay clean. Narcotics Anonymous has it's own literature, the most important being the Basic Text, and it's own unique language. NA uses "clean," "clean time," and "recovery," rather than sober and sobriety. Narcotics Anonymous has over 50,000 meetings per week worldwide. As stated in the 5th Tradition, every group has but one primary purpose; to carry the message to the addict who still suffers. That message is that an addict, any addict, can stop using drugs, lose the desire to use, and find a new way to live.

Any addict can join Narcotics Anonymous regardless of age, race, creed, sexual orientation, religion, or lack of religion. The only requirement for membership is a desire to stop using.

by NoMatterWhat August 27, 2014

sarcastic

an adjective, describing a type of humor. People who are sarcastic usually annoy the hell out of everyone who cant get their jokes. They also piss people off by going too far and accidentaly offending them.

SarcasticIronic: Oh SURE, because we all know how UNIQUE and SINGULAR you are!

Thuthpenthe: STFU, why do you always have to be so sarcastic?

SarcasticIronic: I love you :(

by lyssth July 2, 2003

sarcastic girl

A sarcastic girl is what all guys want.
They want a girl who can keep up with their sarcastic remarks, and doesn't get upset when they are just kidding.
Sarcastic girls are also wanted because they can rip on anyone, and become well liked for being clever.
Sarcastic girls are extremely sexy and usually intelligent.

(Guy (sarcastically) to girlfriend): "Oh yeah, you look so fat all the time!"
(girlfriend): "I'm breaking up with you!"
(Guy): "Man I wish my girl was a sarcastic girl and could take a joke...if only."

by mkg889 February 14, 2009

sarcasticlap

A slow clap created in situations of extreme sarcasm or when sarcasm is due.
Also applicable to ironic or satirical situations.

After the dead silence sat for a while following Nancy's horrible joke, I felt a sarcasticlap was in order and did so deliver.

Clap.........Clap.........clap.

by TheFloyd April 17, 2008

SarcasticVenom

Emo.

Guy 1: Did you hear about the emo movement?
Guy 2: I heard of something even more stupid and depressing, it's called SarcasticVenom!

by bWo4life12 January 24, 2009

Narnantic

A word used to describe a snowy scene, somewhat like how you'd imagine Narnia to be.

"Oh hey, the street is looking extremely Narnantic this morning. That snowstorm really caught us bent over."

by Monsieur Bean January 5, 2010