napolean dynamite

One of the most boring,gay,annoying, and most pointless movie ever made.Most of its dumbass phrases are quoted by fat girls that love the movie and have no brains, and gay people.

Some Fat Bitch: I didnt mean to, gosh.
Me: STFU YOU FAT ASS BITCH!

by Sotel April 27, 2005

napolean dynamite

the best frickin movie ever made ....gosh!! if u havnt seen it ur the only 1
gime some tots napolean!!
gosh napolean ur brusin my neck meet
uncle rico u retard
comon tina u fat lard...eat!!!
a liger probably my favorit animal a cross between a tiger and a lion with
some magical powers
i built u a cake

i just saw napolean dynamite and its the best flipin movie ever

by loop May 13, 2005

Napolean Dynamite

the most boring mov9ie ever made because it was made by those fucks at MTV who used to rock but now suck at music, shows, and movies.

I'd rather read the dictionary five times over than watch napolean dynamite.

by Jin Kazama February 21, 2005

*Napolean Dynamite

Is about a teenager who isn't so dynamite in his universe. But in the real world he's the funniest loser ever. One could categorize this with some of the best teen movies ever (16 candles, The Breakfast Club, etc.)

The movie has no set time. The time is Peluca, Idaho. It's a movie about a teen going through obstacles and going through more obstacles, which become the funniest PG movie I've seen.

*Wait until after the credits, for a funny scene

Uncle Rico: I bet you I could throw over those mountains!

by Christopher Ess August 8, 2005

napolean dynamite

You know this boogie is for real.
I used to buy my faith in worship,
But then my chance TO GET to Heaven slipped
I used to worry about the future
But then I throw my caution to the wind.
I had no reason to be care free
No no no, until I took a trip to the other side of town
Yeah yeah yeah, you know I heard that boogie rhythm
Hey- I had no choice but to get down down down down.

CHORUS

Dance, nothing left for me to do but dance,
Off these bad times I'm going through just dance
Got canned heat in my heals tonight baby

I feel the thunder see the lightning
I know this anger's heaven sent.
So I've got to hang out all my hang-ups
Because of the boogie I feel so hell bent
It's just an instant gut reaction, that I got
I know I never ever felt like this before,
I dont know what to do
But then thats nothing new,
Stuck between hell and high water
I need a cure to make it through.

Hey- dancing nothing left for me to do but dance
Off these bad times I'm going through just dance,
Hey got canned heat in my heals tonight baby
You know know know I'm gonna dance yeah
Off all the nasty things that people say.


You know know know I'm gonna dance yeah
off the nasty things that people say, but I'm gonna make it anyway...
Dance yeah! Got canned heat in my heels tonight baby!
You know I've got canned heat in my heels baby
You know this boogie is for real...
Only the wind can blow the answer
And she cries to me when I'm asleep
She says you know that you can go much faster
I know that peoples' talk can be so cheap
Yeah yeah
I got this voodoo child inveined on me
I'm gonna use my power to ascend
You know I got these running heels to use
Sometimes there's no way to lose
I was born to run
And built to last
You've never seen my feet
They can go so fast

Dance…yeah, hey!
Nothing left for me to do but
Dance
All these bad times I'm going through just
Dance…Hey
Got Canned Heat in my heels tonight, baby

Hey I've got to dance yeah!
off the nasty things that people say
But I'm gonna make it anyway,
Dance yeah!
Got canned heat in my heels tonight baby

You know this boogie is for real ,
So much canned heat in my heels yeah!
Gonna dance, gonna dance my blues away tonight,
You know I'm gonna dance my blues away,

You know this boogie is for real ,
So much canned heat in my heels yeah!
Gonna dance, gonna dance my blues away tonight,
Dance!
Got canned heat in my heels tonight,
Oh oh oh oh, canned heat in my heels tonight
Oh oh oh oh, canned heat in my heels tonight
Got so much...

Dance!

Hey DJ
Let the music play
I'm gonna live this party live
Hey DJ
Throw my cares away
I'm gonna live this party live
Hey DJ
Let the music play
I'm gonna this live this party live
Hey DJ
Throw my cares away
I'm gonna live this party live

Canned heat in my heels tonight!

You know, you know this boogie is for real
Got so much Canned Heat in my heels
Gonna dance, gonna dance my blues away tonight
Whoooooooo!
You know, you know this boogie
This boogie is for real
Got so much Canned Heat
Canned Heat in my heels.
You know I'm gonna dance my blues away tonight

I caught you a delicious Bass.

by Kip February 18, 2005

napolean dynamite

A really, really weird, pointless, and stupid movie about this guy and his mexican friend.

Let's NOT rent Napolean Dynamite.

by Anila July 8, 2005

napolean dynamite

Probably the stupiest and most pointless movie ever made. Its about some weird kid with huge glasses that everyone quites over and over again. This movie should be taken out of all movie stores and erased from everyones memory.

SOME STUPID PERSON: Whatever i want GOD!
SOMEONE COOL: SHUT UP, NAPOLEAN DYNAMITE WAS THE STUPIEST MOVIE EVER MADE!

by sam channy April 23, 2005