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Absolute fucking retard! These dickheads deserve castration for their crimes against humanity (ie retarded name definitions)! They have a tendency to think that ANY word, phrase, or acronym is a person’s name! Example “Gonad is the sweetest kindest man you’ll ever meet. He is not always a man however, sometimes he may be a freakish tranny. But he’ll always have the best laugh!” These people are brain dead imbeciles. A name does not determine your personality, douches!
Name definition writer is the most pathetic human you will ever meet. He is a total dumb ass. He resides in his parents basement until the age of 48. Run far, far away when you meet him!
by Biden is a dick January 10, 2023
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Name Definition

A definition on urban dictionary which defines someone's name, usually the definer's name, or the name of someone who the definer knows about.
Self-definition:
"Bob is a sweet person who is a sex god"
Defined by Bob
Like:
"Jane is a sweet person who is nice"
Defined by John
Hate:
"Bob is an asshole who defines names, and is so fat and ugly."
Defined by Jane
Name Definition
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Repeat name definition

An annoyance that frequent urbandictionary.com editors may commonly encounter. When someone defines a name followed by another word or phrase a myriad of times. It's an act that no-life dumbasses do because of severe nearly fatal boredom. It's something thats extremely annoying to avid Urban Dictionary editors and all those caught participating in this act should be caught, temporarily incarcerated, and then immediately beheaded. And no, I'm not being cute.
Kris dannon - a great drink
Kris kringle - a fucking fat shit
Krisshna - a sexy bitch
Kris microbyte - a jew

and a million more, all begenning with "Kris"

ALL authored by, Eyekintgetnopussy

repeat name definition
by Steagles June 11, 2006
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The Name definition, the thing every high schooler shares with their classmates laughing about a silly definition. Usually written by the person of that name, enemy or significant other. Usually just kind of sucking their dick or saying how they are the worst
An Urban Dictionary Name Definition could go like this "Garrett is a blonde creative type with okay features, probably skinny and always is there for you"
by lilpumphasnotalent May 5, 2018
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Name definition

People who make this kind of definitions are either extreme gay or too bored
And is a violation of the new definition ToS as it says never use infamous people names
Guy makes Olivia
Definition:is a hot girl
Guy makes tyler
Definition:He's cool
People still press ADD IT button
Another guy saw the name definition
Another guy:oof(oh fuck) they made an extreme stupid and gay definitions
Why do they make these gay definitions for the dictionary
Nvm it's complete gay already
by Player2170(roblox arsenal guy) October 12, 2019
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Name Definition

pointless type of definition used 99% of time to make the person with the name reading that happy

sometimes also used to meme another person or a troll making it
Guy 1: *searches name definition* Alright. John.
14 year old girl on urbandictionary: OMG JOHN IS SO CUTE AND FUNNY I LUV HIM😳😳😳💖💖💖💖💖💖
Guy 1: stfu.
by Stupid Af July 18, 2021
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Name definition

A "definition" that "defines" a real life name (like James, Tyrone, Andrew, etc). Usually overly positive like "A VERY NICE PERSON WHO WILL ALWAYS HELP YOU NO MATTER WHAT", even though there's guaranteed to be at least one person named that who is a complete utter asshole. This type of shit is on both masculine, feminine, AND gender-neutral names. On super unique names that like 0.0001% of the world population has, they're not there, unless if someone with that name is a celebrity of some sorts.
People who make name definitions think they're cheering people up, but in reality, they're being an annoying fucker. If you don't want to have a name that has a fake urbandictionary definition, get a unique and rare name that is only used by at most 100 other people IN THE WORLD (assuming it's even used by ANYONE ELSE. Unless if you're a celebrity, there is almost NO way your name will have a fake name definition on it. If your name is smth like John or Mary, too bad.
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 12, 2022
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