new orleans 

-the city where you can drink underage and get away wit it
-the city where if you step in the wrong neighborhood you get capped for looking like a tourist
-the city where a nigga can get shot for borrowing his homies crack pipe to long
-the city that is named the murder capitol almost every year
-the city where there is like 1 nice neighborhood
-the city with the most shitty education period

white springbreaker-"yay i finally made it to new orleans to party!"

black dude-"shut the fuck up white tourist boy"

new orleans by magnolia slim August 9, 2005

New Orleans 

A new Strain or Marijuana. Most commonly known for its strong sweet tea smell and extreme green appearance. This sweet smelling plant is part of the Cannabis Indica family, which leads the plant to be short and squat in appearance.

Guy 1 : Look at this , I got some Killer New orleans bud, Man.

Guy 2: lets toke that shit

New Orleans by TG- PG June 16, 2011

New Orleans 

Them gotta know how to swim cause when it rains it floods

Hey tom lets go to new orleans

Tom: hell no nigga i cant swim

New Orleans by Tom from state farm June 21, 2018

new orleans 

Is now currently called LAKE New Orleans.

Son, lets go down to Lake New Orleans to try and fish for an xbox or a microwave, if we're lucky we might find a car!

new orleans by Dr. Quack September 21, 2005

New Orleans 

The biggest, nature-made, above-ground swimming pool in the world.

The Olympic-sized swimming pools are puddles compared to New Orleans.

New Orleans by Peanut Gallery September 25, 2005

new orleans 

1. A city destroyed by a hurricane, then its survivors abandonned by the Bush Administration, too busy congratulating itself on how well the disaster is being handled.
2. What will happen to any other Amertican city after all the well-off and white leave.

1."New Orleans is fucked."
2."Damn, The Crescent in the ROC looks like New Orleans without the water."

new orleans by Ontarius September 22, 2005

New Orleans 

Now a flooded, uninhabitable shithole as a result of Hurricane Katrina... the guy who thought building a below sea level city between two large bodies of water was a good idea deserves to have his dick sawn off by papercuts.

The smell within the New Orleans Superdome will knock you out in 5 seconds flat...

New Orleans by wut the hell happened? September 22, 2005