net 

someone who is passed around

him: *showing off* i fucked her, her, n her.

her: u a net.

net by sumbodyudontknow March 3, 2021

Net 

When you constantly get caught in the soccer goal net and you fall down.

"Guys look! Nathan just pulled a Net! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"

Net by LD1216\ September 29, 2021

net 

net (n). slang for mother/ grown woman. derived from the room (30/01/22)

my net doesn't rip that i fuck with tattoos and piercings.

net by Pilot_suicide January 29, 2022

net 

Opinion (mostly) about girls.
Used when one is neither sexually nor psychologically attracted to a particular girl.
Abbreviates "not even touch".
Also see: fafa, fanta.

"Bro I fucked this chick, she's hot as hell."
"Dude, you must've been drunk af, she's a total net"

net by dendik March 14, 2022

net 

twakhead fishing villas

*ol stank ass scratches necc*

“aye foo you ever been to the net ?”

“no”

“ i swear foo i can win u hella money at the net foo”

net by BIG-SHHHLONG-CALLED-DONKEYKONG October 11, 2023

Net

Means lies, or cap, originates from internet cap (net cap)

Quit netting bro, that's such net

Net by dinl;ker March 9, 2026

Net

Not even trolling

I think this might be the best movie of the decade, net
Net, the exam was harder than anything.
I'm not even trolling, net.

Net by Gustave67 January 6, 2026