Someone who lets their beard grow down their neck making it a neard. These types of people live very socially awkward and unsuccessful lives. Women also refuse to sit on their faces for fear that they might receive crabs.
by thisisbooboo May 5, 2015
Get the Neardy mug.A misspelling of the word 'nearly'.
Bob: hey, are you still comming to the party?
Lisa: yeah, im nearky there.
Bob: what?
Lisa: Sorry, i meant to say Nearly there.
Bob: oh, ok.
Lisa: yeah, im nearky there.
Bob: what?
Lisa: Sorry, i meant to say Nearly there.
Bob: oh, ok.
by yourafgt April 16, 2009
Get the nearky mug.Couples with all the trappings of marriage—the home, the in-laws, the shared pets, maybe even the kids—but no actual marriage certificate.
My boyfriend and I have been together 13 years. Our nearlywed status is stronger than most marriages.
by The Queen Neen April 6, 2016
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Get the Neary Yim mug.Pretending or saying to have a mental illness or mental health problems just for SOME aspects of it that are considered "cool" or "emo", but being disgusted by non-glamourous aspects of that mental illness.
Examples:
Saying you have depression because you're sad lately, but being disgusted by someone who can't get up to take a shower.
Saying you have anxiety because you're feeling stressed lately, but laughing at someone having a panick attack.
If you're mentally ill and don't brag about it you're likely to not be nearly mentally ill.
Examples:
Saying you have depression because you're sad lately, but being disgusted by someone who can't get up to take a shower.
Saying you have anxiety because you're feeling stressed lately, but laughing at someone having a panick attack.
If you're mentally ill and don't brag about it you're likely to not be nearly mentally ill.
"Because of my black sweater and my earphones on, people will assume I have depression and I'll be cool !" : this is a nearly mentally ill behaviour
"I wash my hands before AND after going to the bathroom. I'm so OCD !"
"I wash my hands before AND after going to the bathroom. I'm so OCD !"
by twistedbrain February 22, 2021
Get the Nearly mentally ill mug.Turning 32, single, all your friends are married and reproducing, you've traveled, want to see more but are bound by societies idealism of buying a house settling down and forgetting about the world.
Plus you live in the state of Western Australia, where everyone drives slow, is scared of change and don't venture outside after dark in fear of their walking frames being stolen.
Plus you live in the state of Western Australia, where everyone drives slow, is scared of change and don't venture outside after dark in fear of their walking frames being stolen.
Happy Birthday mate "yeah thanks", hold on how old are you? I'm 32.
Shit dude you're single and living in Perth, you're nearly dead.
Shit dude you're single and living in Perth, you're nearly dead.
by Mussman February 8, 2010
Get the Nearly Dead mug.When something is very funny and you have to laught very hard.
similar to Laughing out loud, but you dont use any abbreviation.
Originally it comes from swissgerman.
similar to Laughing out loud, but you dont use any abbreviation.
Originally it comes from swissgerman.
by gadä August 20, 2012
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