MySpace

A internet wasteland since post-2006.

I have a Myspace but i haven't logged in since 2007

by GhettoTeen July 11, 2014

MySpace

A long since forgotten social website.

Hey is anyone else here? Come on why does no one post anything on there MySpace page anymore?

by Shippingdragon October 04, 2015

MySpace

What social media looks like at its downfall

Bob: MySpace? Wtf is MySpace???? Ooo u mean Facebook

by SPARTAN wrestler July 22, 2015

MySpace

1. A website that is a pedophile/ephebophile's dream because idiotic preps post pictures of themselves on their profiles along with their address, phone number, and/or school address as well as links to their preppy friends' pages that also include the same information.

2. A site where a reporter and MySpace administrators recently searched and found over 470 sexual predators pretending to be teenagers.

Idiotic Prep Girl: "Hey, you should totally join MySpace. It's, like, totally cool!"

Smart Girl: "...Isn't that the site where they found over four hundred seventy sexual predators on?"

by Melissa Fairchild October 21, 2006

MySpace

The ULTIMATE game, where the primary goal is to collect three things:
FRIENDS - #1
COMMENTS - #2
SLUTTY GIRLFRIENDS FROM KOREA - #3.

WOW! I GOT THE TOP HISCORE ON MYSPACE! I COLLECTED 3000 FRIENDS!

by Blink-lad August 01, 2008

MySpace

The barren wasteland that Facebook has dropped an atomic bomb on, and then took a shit on it. The only people that can use MySpace to it's full potential are the white "gangstas/mobstas" wHoO Tiepz lIKe dHis and post "piczz" of "deemselvz" with either a bottle of some alcoholic beverage (that is filled with either water or apple juice) holding up some gang symbol or a picture of them flexing their "muscles" to try to get "hoezz".

guy meets girl
*Guy: ayoo shawtayyy! ayee you gots a myspace?
*Girl: uhmm... no actually I've matured since middle school... sorry

by fauquiercountysucks December 24, 2010

MySpace

It's Lorilyn's thing. High Class people have MySpaces and instead of doing drugs they do this.Cough*.Well Tom is the best because he was my first friend.

Ay, arent you that asian kid from Myspace who refers to himself as Tatevik's "best friend"!?

by Breana Montoya December 02, 2006