fart on my boner

An incident that occurs which causes feelings of disappointment.

That test totally farted on my boner.
I told her not to fart on my boner, but she told me the bad news anyway.

by stupidass January 16, 2006

bury my boner

I need to bury my boner in a tight pussy.

I love to bury my boner in hot woman.

by Splinter disciple January 30, 2016

fold my boner

To try to get rid of your boner while sleeping by folding it sideways parallel to the bed.

Guy 1: "Dude I couldn't get any sleep last night!"
Guy 2: "Why?"
Guy 1:"I was trying to fold my boner."

by faildude924 October 21, 2009

you just sank my boner to the ground

Originally said by Butthead to Beavis, the phrase is said when you are watching someting really HOT that causes you a strong erection, and then your friend tell you something totally disguasting or stupid, and that causes your erection to disappear immediatly.

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Beavis: Yeah... and *poop*.
Butthead: What did you say?!
Beavis: I said "poop!".
Butthead: Beavis... you just sank my boner to the ground.

I was watching an awesome music video showing hot chicks in bikinis shaking their booties. And than this ugly, black, fat rapper appeared and it sank my boner to the ground!

by Urban_Fellow June 28, 2006

get off my bone

stop giving oral sex

"Damn, this is going no were, get off my bone."

by Captain Cheesewhiz January 11, 2012

joshing my boner

An irrelevant term used when frustrated

Dude you're totally joshing my boner

by Term Meister December 21, 2017

Zone out with my bone out

when you are barely hanging on to consciousness after a vigorous session of self-abuse culminating in the orgasmic climax be-gifted to all mankind

Man, last night I went straight home, and after about 25 minutes of web surfing, all I could do was zone out with my bone out!

by Bennjammin October 9, 2017