You're Slapping My Cock

A phrase or expression used to communicate that you think that somebody is lying or "pulling your leg." It basically means that you think somebody is feeding you a pile of bullshit.

Greg: Hey, I won the megamillions lotto today.

Michael: No way, you're slapping my cock.

by Professor Big Penis April 26, 2010

suck my cock

Verb Phrase -

Usually used akin to kiss my ass

"Yeah, you know what? You can suck my cock; I'm outta here."

by DEC_42 January 17, 2008

Wank My Cock

A term usually used from a safe place, such as automobiles and houses to shock and intimidate women or ultimatly get a good hand job.

Olly shouts ARRRGH WANK MY COCK!!! to some fine women poontang passing by.

by k-k-Kenzi June 18, 2007

She wants my cock

A cataphrase signifying that a particular woman has romantic and/or sexual feelings for a particular man.

George: Eh Negro, you see that girl across the street?

Jerome: The one in the wheelchair???

George: Ya guy ... she KNOWS she wants my cock!

by z;P.dep February 22, 2010

Suck my cock

When someone pisses u of and u say why don't u suck my big white juicy cock

Boy:u want beef

Boy:suck my cock

by Wertyuio9 November 20, 2018

suck my cock

One really rude way of asking your lover to have an oral intercourse with you.

Suck my cock Filipe! You little slut!

by Diane-chan July 8, 2007

Oh my cock

Like "oh my god", only with cock.

Did you see that hottie? I was like " oh my cock!"

by Doc184 July 11, 2010