my uncultured boyfriend

my boyfriend doers not know who Dove Cameron is.
we are not alike.
Perish.

person 1: hey! Dove Cameron in Descendants.. am I right ?? :D
my uncultured boyfriend: ... who's that slag?
person 2: *shhakes head in dibelief* so uncultured :(

by coolswag&delicious April 22, 2021

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my boyfriend

the most perfect, amazing, caring person ever, hes the only person ive ever loved, and i never want to lose him

my boyfriend is so amazing:)

by thatssussy September 4, 2021

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my boyfriend

the most amazing, caring person you will ever meet, and hes the only person ive ever loved and i will never love anyone more than i love him

i love my boyfriend

by thatssussy September 4, 2021

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the most gorgeous fucking man to ever grace the universe. the universe bends to his presence for being the most perfect organism to live.

danny devito trembles in fear from my boyfriend’s handsomeness.

my boyfriend is the definition of funny and kind (if you do not know what the definition of funny and kind is then you are a fucking idiot).
other men wish to be my boyfriend.

i love “my boyfriend”, he is good.

i am mad at “my boyfriend”, he is so perfect it’s infuriating

by BeesAre_Superior March 7, 2022

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my boyfriend

The best person in the whole world, his name i will not say for his sake, but my boyfriend is my Ikea and my boyfriend means the world to me. My boyfriend is the guy i want to live the entirety of my life with, he is the one i want to grow old with.

I love you Ikea man, you are so special to me

I love my boyfriend more than anything and anyone in the world.

by Mejse March 24, 2023

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