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mushroom stamping

The male act of stamping the penis into an ink blotter, then proceeding to mark an unsuspecting customer with the "branding" of the mushroom tip.
"Yesterday Sam got ahold of mom's red ink blotter and I woke up to him mushroom stamping me in the face".
by LinzMarie79 July 8, 2010
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mushroom stamp

Getting hit with the shaft of a male leaving an impression on ones forehead.
Shane Graves enjoys mushroom stamping Joey Morrow.
by PArtsBoyLOversXoXoXoXo November 10, 2012
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mushroom stamp

The stamp usualy worn by hookers after a rough night.
Ohhhhh girl, I gotta wash this mushroom stamp off my cheek. But I made fity bucks.
by {E-Z}Ryda February 8, 2003
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mushroom stamp

This is when a guy hits a girl in the forehead with the tip of his penis.

Specifically, the bottom part of a circumcised penis looks like a mushroom head, so the male would tap the bottom tip of his dick on her forehead with his mushroom and thus stamping her forehead.

Typically performed on females that you feel are sluts to make them feel like a complete slut.
i hooked up with this slut so I mushroom stamped her, just to be an ass.
by john_doe_123 February 3, 2010
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mushroom stamp

the mark left when one hits their partner in the face with their dick after thuroughly buttsexing them and having a poop covered dipstick, leaving a mushroom shaped mark on their head from the remaining fecal matter.
the AQ krew gangbanged wade and they all mushroom stamped him afterwards
by Ramboyantone March 8, 2007
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mushroom stamp

To slap a persons forehead with a penis
Person1: "I'm Mexican"

KKK: "Need a mushroom stamp"
Mexican: "Me no mushroom stamp"
by mushroomstamp1304 September 17, 2013
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mushroom stamp

the act of pushing the tip of your own cock into your anus - just slightly - thereby inking your tip - and then imprinting the mushroom image onto said victim
If you don't get off of my lawn, I'm gonna mushroom stamp all you little bastards!
by Snarfley McFookenhagen December 23, 2006
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