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ass mungler

A man who tries to "accidentally" jam his dick in his girlfriends ass who is clearly not into anal. A derivative of hamburglar, except it applies to ass. An ass stealer, in short.
Dude, Jane slapped the shit out of RJ last night and then broke up with him. That lazy eyed ass mungler tried to jam in his 3" cock in her bong hole one too many times.
by bumble dick July 12, 2010
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murgertroy

The urge to maim, kill, and destroy. (noun)
After being turned down for yet another grant, Archie was overwhelmed by a complete sense of murgertroy.
by Edmond LaRose August 25, 2006
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munglefluff

"a dirty, thundering, ass clapping fart that is muted by/through a blanket, pillow, or chair (be it office chair, car seat, couch or recliner)"

Can also be short formed to mungle.
You didn't hear that did you?

No.

Wait for the smell cause I just destroyed my chair with a munglefluff.
by mkspeck June 12, 2011
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Murger

You are a murger.
by Murger September 23, 2021
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cunt muggler

Someone who is such a boring cunt that you need a whole 3 syllables to express it.
All Steve does is play with his dick all day with his windows shut, hes such a cunt muggler.
by ESRSM123 December 17, 2013
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Cancer Muggle

People who haven’t had cancer but like to give shit advice to us as if they have a clue
Another cancer muggle just told me I could cure my cancer by being vegan”
by apl_bitch March 5, 2019
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Murger

An offensive term towards the mormon ethnicity. A cultural slur. More offensive when used as murger instead of murga.
What’s up my murga.
Shut up you stupid murger.
by Murger September 7, 2021
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