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Munch

A group of three or more lesbians. A "munch" is to lesbians as a herd is to cattle, a gaggle is to geese, or a school is to fish for example.
I had the brainstorm of getting my elderly grandfather a new flannel shirt for Christmas and as I burst through the flannel shirt store door it was standing room only because a "munch" of lesbians were also doing their Christmas shopping.
by Wheredidja Gotohighschool June 25, 2008
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Munch

The act of creating a verbal faux pas.

When words are mispronounced or substituted for similar sounding words by accident; similar to malapropisms.

Originates from PC World, Croydon, England, 2011.
Salesman: So sir, which kind of phone contract are you looking for?
James: Something cheap as I have a really good deal right now.
Salesman: Oh really, what deal are you on?
James: Well, at the minute I pay five pounds a munch.
*Salesman and other customers snigger and chortle*
...
James: A month! Five pounds a month!
by EmmaIsDefinitelyAwesome June 20, 2011
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Munch

A dude who front for his friends but act different behind closed doors
“that munch ass nigga know what really go on
by imadethis September 5, 2022
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Munch

That one kid who always breaks his diet.
Me: Ayy bro, Munch ate an entire pizza.
Friend: That Munch always breaks his diet.
Munch: $+#&=(*&(5$*$#4*$#&!!!!!!!
by Navi22 October 25, 2019
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Munch

An individual who eats “it” for lunch.

A phrase popularized by isis “ice spiceGaston
You thought I was feeling you? That man is a munch.

Peyton (manning) is such a munch
by CertifiedMunch May 7, 2023
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Munch

A munch is a guy who is only used to eat pussy without getting anything in return
Gina: hey Lisa you ever going to let Michael hit

Lisa: girl hell nah he is a munch
by Melo2967 June 6, 2023
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Munch

He most definitely a eater. Eating ass and all!
by Myabeenbrazy September 5, 2022
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