inaudible mumbling

When somebody cannot answer you in a real sentence, but instead merely mumbles something you can't quite hear, and trails off; possibly chuckling as they do so. It is an unexplained phenomena that usually occurs under stress, or if that person is not comfortable speaking with particular people and is trying to get away.

Alyssa - "Hey Meg, how are you today?"

Meghan - "oh, wellidunnoijustsfjhsfjn..heh..heh heh..."

Alyssa (to another friend) - "looks like a case of inaudible mumbling."

by arisa-naomi March 4, 2010

mumping

Brit slang for begging stuff, usually used to refer to policemen extracting low-value goods or services (cf. mooching)

Local businesses hated Constable Dixon; he was always coming round mumping free meals and cups of tea.

by El Biero April 28, 2006

Mumping the Gat

When a girl is so desperate she climbs to the top of a flagpole in a snowsuit and sandals so she can pleasure herself with the sandals and top of the pole. Usually done by ex porn stars with very loose pussies that could fit a car. A hummer.

Dude last week I saw Kesha Mumping the Gat on the White House lawn!

by sailboatsmeller August 24, 2010

mumming

the art of having sex with a mother. This doesnt necessarily have to be there own, but anybody that they are aware of being a mother. mummed bummed bumming

oh dont worry about jim, hes just gone for a spot of mumming.

by Kris Ryan March 20, 2008

Mueling

Straightening your body like a board while sitting in a chair, then proceeding to swirl a straw in your belly button with your eyes closed and facial expression of pleasure during church service.

The pastor was stunned when he saw the young man mueling in the front row.

by Shocked&Dismayed April 5, 2016

Mulingo

Live music bingo; where the title of the song replaces the usual numbers.

Anyone for a game of mulingo?

by Weirdos Bar June 2, 2018

Muling

The complaining noise a mule makes during stressful work.
A cross between a whinny and a bray.

(Old-English style threat from a recent popular film)
“I wont touch Barton. Not until I make him kill you. Slowly, intimately in every way he knows you fear. And then he’ll wake just long enough to see his good work. And when he screams I’ll split his skull. This is my bargian you muling quim. ”

by Geedud October 11, 2012