The Megumi Partical is the theory in which a person (usually a male) believes becoming romantically obsessed with another person (usually a female) in an unhealthy manor will heighten his chances with her. In most cases, the female is unaware of the obsession the male has over her. The symptoms of the Megumi Partical usually include but are not limited to the following:
•Loss of sleep over thinking about her
• Writing poems and letters, then not giving them to her
•Stalking her on social media
•Learning everything you possibly can about her
•Etc.
In all recorded cases of The Megumi Partical, the male has been unsuccessful in his attempts to woo the female.
•Loss of sleep over thinking about her
• Writing poems and letters, then not giving them to her
•Stalking her on social media
•Learning everything you possibly can about her
•Etc.
In all recorded cases of The Megumi Partical, the male has been unsuccessful in his attempts to woo the female.
Guy 1: Dude, I can't stop thinking about *insert name here*
Guy 2: Tell her how you feel man.
Guy 1: Nah, I can't, I'll just stalk her on Facebook and write her poems and have pictures of her on my phone.
Guy 2: Dude, this is a serious case of The Megumi Partical. We need to get you help.
Guy 2: Tell her how you feel man.
Guy 1: Nah, I can't, I'll just stalk her on Facebook and write her poems and have pictures of her on my phone.
Guy 2: Dude, this is a serious case of The Megumi Partical. We need to get you help.
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He said with a grin
As he wiped off his chin,
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This tear bringing poem shown clearly shows how it is a religion in parts of Southern Africa and yet again shows the immense factual knowledge and IQ of the community.
"There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose dick was so long he could suck it.
He said with a grin
As he wiped off his chin,
If my ear was a cunt, I could fuck it."
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