by Bryan Donton July 16, 2009
Get the Muddy Cup mug.When a female defecates and wipes from back to front, resulting in a small quantity of feces in her vagina.
John: Dude, her pussy is nasty - she's got a muddy fire pit.
Scott: A what?
John: Muddy fire pit. She got some shit in her snatch.
Scott: A what?
John: Muddy fire pit. She got some shit in her snatch.
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An act of sexual foreplay: the insertion of the index, middle and ring fingers to the anus, simultaneously. Resulting in the spreading apart of the fingers once fully inserted.
Lonnie's signature in bed, is to give his lady the "muddy trident", lifting her to new heights of anal ecstasy.
by long dong finklestein December 29, 2009
Get the muddy trident mug.The liquefied diarrhea excrement that rolls out of your pant leg when you walk and defecate at the same time. Usually the expectation is that the excrement will be a solid and they can perform a stealth deudrop, but are often surprised when the feces is liquefied.
Fred was walking behind Martin when he noticed Martin's pant leg turn born and wet. Martin then ran to the nearest bathroom. Jon walked up as Martin ran away and asked what was wrong. Fred replied, "I think he tried to deudrop, but it was a muddy deudrop. Poor guy. hahahaha, ahhhh it stinks."
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Get the Muddy mug.by Mackdatt May 28, 2009
Get the muddy fucker mug.Freshly wiped poop on toilet paper that is being thrown over the stall wall which gently descends on the person in the adjacent stall.
My buddy Todd and I were in the bathroom dropping a deuce at the local Arby's when I told him to look up and tossed him a muddy parachute.
by RangerRick77 February 26, 2011
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