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Alabama Family Mud Puddle

The smiths' family tree looked something like an Alabama Family Mud Puddle.
by SovietKGB November 25, 2017
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puddle of mud

shit nu-metal band. if you wanna listen to 'metal' listen to proper metal. not this 12yr old loving shite
by pakibeater June 1, 2003
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Mud Puddling

You have massive diarrhea all in your bed leaving a puddle on the mattress and sheets. You then proceed to throw your partner into the puddle and FUCK or have intercourse all in the puddle of "butt mud". Hence, Mud Puddling!
Man my stomach has been sooo upset today. I think I'm going to go home and enjoy a good hour of Mud Puddling with the wife/husband!
by Dertay Roccstar September 26, 2013
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mud puddler

Man who likes to remove other peoples faeces and play with it.
I meet this gorgeous guy who happens to be a mud puddler
by Sacha in OZ June 15, 2008
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Mud Paddle

An abnormally large black penis
Barry’s mud paddle could do some major damage! Any girl getting that flopped out on them might run scared!
by The J-Mann August 15, 2018
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Mugpuddle

That inevitable bit of water that collects in the indentation on the bottom of an upside-down coffee mug in the dishwasher. Mugpuddles are often contaminated with detergent residues or other unidentifiable bits.

Generally considered to be unpreventable, mugpuddle alleviation requires the use of a dish towel to prevent the re-wetting of the dry dishes in the bottom rack.
Don't jiggle the top rack! The mugpuddles will spill all over the plates!
by gregor_y April 29, 2011
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Florida mudpuddle

When the two or more participants defecate and urinate in a puddle on the bathtub or floor and proceed to have sexual intercourse on it.
Man, I almost forgot about that Florida mudpuddle last night until I got a look at my clothes.
by estephaney September 6, 2011
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