Mr. Clean

That one video on pornhub where the bald guy puts his entire head inside the girl's vagina.

"i love Mr. Clean so much"

Mr. Clean by goth coot September 24, 2020

Mr. Clean

When you take a hit of marijuana, brush your teeth while you're holding it in, and let it out when you spit.

I dare you to pull a Mr. Clean right now!

Mr. Clean by Jeffizle22221 July 7, 2011

Mr. Clean

Someone who is such a douche that they're like a living Mr. Clean, cleaning out vaginas til they're sparkly clean during intercourse in a completely boring and monotonous way. No one likes a Mr. Clean.

That guy is a total Mr. Clean for eating my sandwich.

Mr. Clean by Plumm August 27, 2011

mr. clean

A nick name given to bald people or those with ridiculously short hair.

Hey look! It's Mr.Clean!

mr. clean by Clavio May 13, 2005

Mr. Clean's Dirty Secret 

He has a foreigner cleaning his house.

His smug smile and white eyebrows give it all away - Mr. Clean's dirty secret arrives every Tuesday and Saturday and cleans his house with Shamwow.

Mr. Clean's Dirty Secret by daltonjfk December 17, 2019

Mr. Clean

A sexual term to be used when one is having intercourse with a bald woman, and before jizzing in her, he takes out his dick, jizzes in his hand and rubs it on her bald head, thus giving her head a certain shine like Mr. Clean's.

Guy 1: "Hey how was your trip to the hospital yesterday?"
Guy 2: "Oh man I totally did the Mr. Clean with this cancer patient"

Mr. Clean by G-Mizzle November 13, 2006

Mr. Clean

When you use hand sanitizer as lubricant to give a guy a hand job.

Sam gave Brandon a Mr. Clean.

Mr. Clean by Post Sex Peace Dream July 19, 2009